Talk shit, get hit: Those are the rules. And for the better part of the century, being a girl gave you a pardon to them. Then Sergei here goes & right hooks us all back to the dark ages.
EDIT: Hes a SUBSTITUTE teacher. Which means his tolerance for stupid bullshit is right around his 65-year-old rectum's tolerance for spicy mayonnaise. AKA ZERO.
6 on 1. That's the only thing that relates Jenna Haze gangbangs and fight videos from the hood.
You compare a girl's vagina to a beef and cheese Chalupa just one time, and all hell breaks loose. Is this the world we live in?
How to handle the homeless, fake limbs used as excuses and one bully that finds out just how fucking fast karma works sometimes. These and more in today's comp.
A PARKING SPOT. Let that sink in for a second.
We're gonna have to edit the definition of "Not Giving a Fuck" on UrbanDictionary and add this video. I've never seen such disrespect for da booty.
She asked to keep the noise down. What happens next...
Today's menu: Inebriated shit talker receives instant karma, an amputee loses his leg again and the Netherlands shows us it's best impression of New Jersey.
We would like to take this time and congratulate all the tax paying citizens of this town for buying her new house. You earned it.
Racial slandering aside, you have to be a real piece of shit to go around using random peoples heads as soccer balls in the street.
Brenda gets the utter shit kicked out of her after failing to realize this is real life and not the comment section of wurldstar. No chance was stood that day.
Hillbilly Jim hunts down the oaf that's been trying to woo his chick over the Internets with the intent to kick ass and peel bacon off his back. Only half of that happens though.
Deathblows, stereotype-extending violence and one punch to the face that just sent feminism back to the 1940's. All that in more in this week's brawl video.
Well his attitude sure changed quick. That's the thing about 30 punches to the skull - they have a way of bringing the most feminine sides out. Just ask my mom.
If only this could've been narrated by Orson Wells.
Allegedly before the camera went on, Blanco Nino was hyping up the 9 deaths in Charelston and saying how they're a good thing. The result? Rick James-level bitchslapping.
The narration, the camera angles, the sporting equipment: This mother fucker is the Michael Bay of black on black crime. I'm gonna give this one 3 chitlins up.
Some fighting outfits have a rule about being blatantly kicked in the face like it's 4th down at the Superbowl. Streets like "MLK Boulevard" have no such qualms.
The "give me your number or I'll turn your butthole into an Outback Bloomin' Onion" approach hasn't caught on in America yet.... yet.
Chivalry gets buried, a new version of Drunk Monkey style is discovered and we learn why fast food before fisticuffs is ALWAYS a bad idea in this week's comp.
Poor Billy. All he wanted to do was grow a stronger sense of respect from his fat girlfriend. But he grew a vagina instead.
I've watched this 4 times and I still can't understand why the dipshit behind the camera wasn't the one being beaten instead. Doesn't saying the word juggalo automatically merit a fisting of some kind?
If Jesse Jackson thought April was going to be a stress free month, he better think again.
Shaggy commits cardinal sin #6 of urban area living: Trying to reason with a girl that has a Q in her first name. Sorry bro, you dug your own grave this time.
Proof that the only way to consider skateboarding a sport, is to add baseball to it.
The first one looks like your classic case of huffing the wrong dong while it was still attached to your friend. Video #2 though, is just straight bullshit. WTF?
Hilarity ensues when inbred girl #2 feels the urge to bring gardening equipment into the equation. Fuck using your fists, this fight is sponsored by Nupla. Jim Ross chimes in at the end.
When the losers were later asked concussion-related questions, they informed us that it's the year orange and they're names are the # symbol. Pretty close.