Fight Videos

You know considering it's Russia I expected a lot more action. The average wife over there suffers more damage than this and we're talking birthdays and holidays here.

Boris and Co security embark on a battle they just can't seem to win against a couple of troublemakers. What follows actually makes the country look worth visiting over Buttfuck, Nigeria.

When doing conversion correctly - 7 bucks in the hood is like 500 everywhere else. So when you think about it, beating a man until he sprouts a vagina is justified.

You could rename Shark Week to Russian Week and no one would know the difference. amirite?

Luckily the police showed up just in time... to finish him off.

Nor rain, nor snow, nor irresponsible choices made in the bathroom of a P.F. Changs are going to stop Shantwalla from getting her swerve on.

To be fair, neither of these burrito bags can throw a proper punch. One of them just happened to make contact first.

Match in it's entirety.

When Shantelle asks for extra blueberry syrup, Shantelle gets extra blueberry syrup. Bitch.

Kinda funny how her attacker doesn't stop because some tears are shed. Like we wouldn't see the same q_q'ing if Burger King discontinued chicken fries.

I've seen a lot of pointless abuses of power before, but this takes the cake. And shits on it.

15 seconds is the magic number here. It's how quick she lost this fight, and the speed at which she serves McNuggets.

With that much meatball vagina making contact with the road, someone is bound to get an STD. Please think of the community next time.

So are they officially bi-curious now, or what?

Gonna have to agree with the decision. Looks like the poor bastard got into a fight with a machete.

Bromasters decking you in the face is one reason. Getting your first period is another.

The funny thing about the ghetto is people have no worthwhile possessions, yet they battle constantly. Fruitlessly beating someones face in is a lost art form.

Judging by the shirt I'm guessing he tried blending in with his surroundings and it didn't work. Because Jamal Jenkins the 3rd has night vision.

When he wakes up somebody tell him this is street fighting and not hooker solicitation. If he keeps doing it like this he's not going to go very far in life.

All this tells me is Chinese women are tactically superior to the men. And at 80 mph behind the wheel of an SUV, that's fucking scary.

Too bad she wasn't Asian. Then we would have seen one of those patented "block 37 kicks with my face and do nothing" tactic they've made so popular.