So Much for the Relaxing Beach Day
Take your Bahama Mama and go fuck yourself, Craig.
Girl Pays the Price for Attacking Guy
Darwin: "Never bring a vagina to a penis fight."
Jermaine Gets Dropped Like a Tree
In the hood, this is how they tell bedtime stories.
Jewelry Swap Don't go as Planned
Successful robberies require finesses, class and even a little grace. This mother fucker has none of it.
Russian Bully Doesn't Give a Fuck
Getting an education becomes much more challenging when your face is being used as target practice. Just ask my mom when she tries to do homework during dad's whiskey hour.
1 Punch Turns Thug into a Bitch
Uh-oh. Someones not getting his 4:00PM Newport fix today.
David Dziurzynski is NOT a Fighter
His make-out sessions with the ice will back that theory up.
The Last Brutal Kick Was Uncalled For
Double Tapping is usually preserved for zombies, and Rihanna's face. Vladamir went to fucking far.
1 Punch is all a Concussion Needs
I don't know how low of a point you have to be in your life to mutter the words "punch me in the face as hard as you can", but I'm kinda looking forward to it.
Security Guard Humiliated at DMV
Way to go Daryl. Now we have to bring slavery back to even everything out again.
Showoff Thug Knocks Drifter Out
Those assholes that get beat up on black and white security cameras are annoying. This is a whole lot better.
Two Drunk Sluts Put in Their Place
Awesome work by the anti-STD task force. Now Clorox that counter before an outbreak starts.
Thief Roommates Gets Ass Beat
After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced it's time to bring Polio back.
Jamaican Girl Transforms to Beast Mode
Yeah... not really up to par with the normal conflict of race relations featured on this fine site. Hopefully Beyonce kicks Taylor Swift in the pussy tomorrow to make up for it.
Totally Uncalled For Sucker Punch
Taking cheap shots like this is never acceptable. Or heterosexual last time I checked.
Face-Cracking Jab Puts Dude Down
Damn - either that was the sound of his jaw breaking, or one of the Mexican students dropped her toddler again. Someone should check on that.
Last Guy That Should be Fighting
His pre-fight commentary was a good indicator this wasn't going to go his way unless a Slurpee was somehow involved.
The Sluttiest Girl Fights Real Dirty
Pro tip: When you hear the words "worldstarhiphop" you might want to vacate the area ASAP. It's the mother fucking war cry for black violence.
White Dude Bails After One Punch
This is almost as embarrassing as when you let someone else do your laundry but forget about the shit streak splattered across your underwear. Almost.
MMA Debut Lasts Three Seconds
Nobody took a
shit on his face
. It was a good day for all.
Girl Chokes Dude Out in Vegas
The casual phone call while she had him taking a nap in her STD conveyor belt was the icing on the cake.
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Well they have my vote.
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