Fight Videos

Take your Bahama Mama and go fuck yourself, Craig.

Darwin: "Never bring a vagina to a penis fight."

In the hood, this is how they tell bedtime stories.

Successful robberies require finesses, class and even a little grace. This mother fucker has none of it.

Getting an education becomes much more challenging when your face is being used as target practice. Just ask my mom when she tries to do homework during dad's whiskey hour.

Uh-oh. Someones not getting his 4:00PM Newport fix today.

His make-out sessions with the ice will back that theory up.

Double Tapping is usually preserved for zombies, and Rihanna's face. Vladamir went to fucking far.

I don't know how low of a point you have to be in your life to mutter the words "punch me in the face as hard as you can", but I'm kinda looking forward to it.

Way to go Daryl. Now we have to bring slavery back to even everything out again.

Those assholes that get beat up on black and white security cameras are annoying. This is a whole lot better.

Awesome work by the anti-STD task force. Now Clorox that counter before an outbreak starts.

After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced it's time to bring Polio back.

Yeah... not really up to par with the normal conflict of race relations featured on this fine site. Hopefully Beyonce kicks Taylor Swift in the pussy tomorrow to make up for it.

Taking cheap shots like this is never acceptable. Or heterosexual last time I checked.

Damn - either that was the sound of his jaw breaking, or one of the Mexican students dropped her toddler again. Someone should check on that.

His pre-fight commentary was a good indicator this wasn't going to go his way unless a Slurpee was somehow involved.

Pro tip: When you hear the words "worldstarhiphop" you might want to vacate the area ASAP. It's the mother fucking war cry for black violence.

This is almost as embarrassing as when you let someone else do your laundry but forget about the shit streak splattered across your underwear. Almost.

Nobody took a shit on his face. It was a good day for all.

The casual phone call while she had him taking a nap in her STD conveyor belt was the icing on the cake.