Coolest Guy To Ever Be Arrested On Cops

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That one time, with my best friend's wife... INCREDIBLE Crossfit body left us wanting more 10 straight minutes of private SnapChat LEAKS "is it ok if I let my best friend suck your dick?" Good luck hiding your identity with THAT ASS "It's so much hotter when my GF makes me watch" Fiesty little 19-year-old is ALWAYS DTF

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How do you fuck another girl after this one? Homemade anal sex with a perfect teen Perfect ass makes BF cum in two minutes The kind of ASS you fuck in installments! Who is this? Somebody must have a name Beautiful girl on Chatroulette blown away Two HOT friends put on faptastic show

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Lol +0 Points July 29, 2010

Funniest shit ever.

ummm is a dumb ass american +0 Points July 28, 2010

ummm ur the douchebag, you dumb ass american. looks like you're all alone with your hand again.

lilzook +0 Points July 26, 2010

psycho ward...help

umm +0 Points July 26, 2010

lol some american probably got the girlfriend pregnant of the douche posting below! no worries, id probably be mad too..hahaaa

Paul Gallico +0 Points July 25, 2010

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

Paul Gallico, US writer.

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.

C. Dickens +0 Points July 25, 2010

American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.

Charles Dickens

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.

Samuel Johnson +0 Points July 25, 2010

Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.

Dr Samuel Johnson.

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I once woke up with a cock in my mouth.

pj +0 Points July 25, 2010

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores, 1991 .

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

They're called Mounties for a reason. Just look at my asshole.

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

"an American Samuel Johnson" I don't understand punctuation, eh.

1 +0 Points July 25, 2010

I am willing to love all mankind, except an American

Samuel Johnson

G Clemenceau +0 Points July 25, 2010

America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation

Georges Clemenceau

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I wish my country wasn't such a laughing stock.

M Twain +0 Points July 25, 2010

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them.

Mark Twain

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I wish my ass could stretch to accommodate the size of an American penis.

Judge Judy +0 Points July 25, 2010

Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - this fake Canadian who appears to be a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed and dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your 'c

I'm not American and proud of it +0 Points July 25, 2010

Holy fucking fuck? We have in one corner a fake Canuck who's really a stupid ass american with no education past grade 3 (obviously vs. a rather hilarious flaming Canuck. Looks like the nuck in all counts (read all posts... funny canadians!)

EVERYBODY SHUT UP +0 Points July 25, 2010

i blame LSD for this

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I put gerbils in my gay, Canadian ass. It is a national pastime

wait... +0 Points July 25, 2010

Canada only has one road and the tires on their cars are square?

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

See? I am a big ol' dumb ass american... I can't spell canadian, also... so many words to think about in my gerbil sized little brain.

Canadiian +0 Points July 25, 2010

... like Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken.

 

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