Funniest shit ever.
ummm ur the douchebag, you dumb ass american. looks like you're all alone with your hand again.
lol some american probably got the girlfriend pregnant of the douche posting below! no worries, id probably be mad too..hahaaa
No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
Paul Gallico, US writer.
I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.
American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.
I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.
Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
Dr Samuel Johnson.
I once woke up with a cock in my mouth.
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores, 1991 .
They're called Mounties for a reason. Just look at my asshole.
"an American Samuel Johnson" I don't understand punctuation, eh.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation
I wish my country wasn't such a laughing stock.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them.
I wish my ass could stretch to accommodate the size of an American penis.
Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - this fake Canadian who appears to be a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed and dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your 'c
Holy fucking fuck? We have in one corner a fake Canuck who's really a stupid ass american with no education past grade 3 (obviously vs. a rather hilarious flaming Canuck. Looks like the nuck in all counts (read all posts... funny canadians!)
i blame LSD for this
I put gerbils in my gay, Canadian ass. It is a national pastime
Canada only has one road and the tires on their cars are square?
See? I am a big ol' dumb ass american... I can't spell canadian, also... so many words to think about in my gerbil sized little brain.
... like Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken.