This guy is a fucking god with a guitar.
Douchebags around the country are coming out of the woodwork trying to flex rights they don't know anymore about than YouTube videos have taught them. It's nice to see a cop that knows how to handle them.
His accent is faker than a pornstars tits and his gun looks like it was made out of Legos... but fuck is this awesome.
Pretty damn cool. But if you want to save yourself $70,000 worth of modifications you could just put a Chinese woman in an SUV and get the same results. Would be like $200, tops.
When someone is right, they're right. Which is why politics haven't worked out for us in the last 40 years.
I think just being in the same room as CT Fletcher makes you grow a third testicle. It should be no surprise he found this super hero prototype.
240 lbs to be exact. It's a fair guess considering the heaviest thing you probably lift on a daily basis is your dick, and sometimes you just go on the carpet.
Okay, I know what I want for my birthday. And if you can't any of these girls to try Rophenol then I guess Kate Upton will have to do. I guess.
It's a good thing public transportation is already reserved for the mentally deranged. Otherwise this just would have been out of place and embarrassing.
And that title may very well be taken literally. Amazing either way.
If sharking girls under water wasn't a possibility this would be the coolest thing to do while submerged.
Not bad. But until she holds up a corner store deli at gunpoint I won't be convinced it's real.
Iggy Azalea: You just got one-the-fuck-upped.
I would say she captured my heart, but I'm pretty sure Taco Bell's new breakfast menu did that already.
Personally I prefer THIS when it comes to Russian's dancing. But to each his own.
Evolve or go extinct.
What's with urban white kids not being able to go a single day without a single act of pretentious bullshit? I know it's hard, but it's not a week without dad's allowance money hard.
Whoever the fuck gives the green light to monsters like Kirstie Allie to shake anything related to her ass needs to be informed of this gentleman. Seriously.
Unless you're planning on killing grizzly bears that learned how to use chainsaws, or every member of 'One Direction' I just don't see the reason for this.
Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber and every other shit weasel we're told to idolize in this country should sit and take notice: THIS is what musical talent looks like.
All those drivers in Pakistan could learn a thing or two from this. Lesson #1: No crashes makes the night time mule penetration easier.
This couldn't have been anymore awesome without adding a mohawk to the roof and setting it on fire before lift off.
Remember the Russian ass robot from THIS VIDEO? She's back, and she brought friends.
Norwegian YouTube videos make my penis tickle.
Because I didn't feel like a lazy enough piece of shit today.
You go ahead and take the highway to hell, I'll be too busy in the fast lane on the expressway to tennis elbow. In both arms. Hot mother fuckin DAMN.
Remember the first person that told you it was possible to have too much of a good thing? Go find them and punch him/her in the face.
Meet Mariusz Goli. He fucking shreds, acoustic style.
And if you think half of these stunts are impressive, just imagine how much harder they are when you have to counter-balance a 37 lb ball bag. #skillz
This is the closet we're getting to a real life super hero.
The outcome doesn't really matter. Both will end up in some Japanese girl's vagina by the end of the week.
And here we have the majestic snow bunnies in their natural habitat. Watch closely as they do their mating dance for all black dick in a 30 mile radius.
Pedro Sauer vs. Lance Batchelor.
Archie: All that bitch raises is my .....