Cool

I'm wet.

It surely won't take over our favorite use of POV video though. Interracial Cambodian stripper gangbangs in Burger King parking lots is not that easy to top.

Finally - an activity fat people can be part of other than being a cute girl's portable shade.

Jon Olsson is just doing the same thing we would all be doing with a Lambo at our disposal. Minus the swimming in pornstar pussy part.

Here's to hoping the physical activity we experience in 2013 isn't limited to complicated handshakes with our genitals.

Imagine if they had these kinda balls in "Point Break". You might actually consider, one day, possibly, thinking about picking up a copy of it on Bluray if it came packaged free with another movie.

This is clearly the work of watching Fast and Furious movies and not paying one bit of fucking attention to them. At all.

So that's what a quarter feels like when it's dropped.

Now here's a girl that takes pride in the female body. Bravo.

For some guys out there videos like this are a guaranteed way to get off. But I usually just pay the $19 and let Consuela finish mopping the kitchen.

A friendly reminder that you don't need a $300,000 car to go fast. Sometimes Japanese engineering and enough duct tape to keep it all together for a quarter mile gets the job done.

There are crazy pilots. There are old pilots. But there are NO crazy old pilots.

Redneck Olympics are pretty cool when somebodies cousin isn't involved.

And suddenly I feel fatter and more worthless than I did waking up this morning. Thanks Korea.

I'd do this too, but I'm waiting until at least 65 before I reintroduce shitting my pants into the daily routine again.

Because you don't feel fat ans useless enough already today.

Dropping off the side of a cliff and trusting your free-fall will be caught by a giant swing? You got better odds of survival having unprotected sex with a Sudanese prostitute.