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Oculus Rift + Team Fortress 2 = mind blown. Now lets see you rocket jump mother fucker.

I guarantee this method works no matter how hot or stuck up the girl is. Unless you're a ginger. In that case - ha ha ha.

The first chick has just as awesome a personality as she does a body. The second one's extra chromosome might be showing. IDGAF, would still bang.

If miss Underwood isn't actively eating herself out by the end of the year I will be pretty disappointed.

They used the age-old guaranteed method: Add light sabers.

Hot as fuck - but if you want me to believe she can handle a 650 hp, rear wheel drive car I got news for you. And I'll tell you what that is after I change pants.

Because risking your life in a 200mph death drop on HD video simply isn't impressive enough.

Finally, girls that take pride in the female body. Bra-fucking-vo.

Some things just can't be accomplished by standard positioning. No sir. Actually making a cervix erupt internally takes a lot of practice and Yoga DVDs.

"Mustang" as he's known online, only makes about 5 videos per year. Apparently having balls the size of a Volkswagen makes editing difficult.

First video here. The possibility of dislocating your ball sac having sex with either girl is quite high.

RIP in advance. It's happening sooner than later.

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You can't walk down their streets with a >95% mortality rate. But sometimes you get something that makes your penis tingle in a totally different way.

240 lbs to be exact. It's a fair guess considering the heaviest thing you probably lift on a daily basis is your dick, and sometimes you just go on the carpet.

Douchebags around the country are coming out of the woodwork trying to flex rights they don't know anymore about than YouTube videos have taught them. It's nice to see a cop that knows how to handle them.

Same chick from yesterday? Yup. Same zero chance of ever getting past her shorts? Yup.

Say hi to the girlfriend of the very lucky Brandon401401.

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