The amount of fucks given on this day is on par with the amount of vegetables in Kelly Clarkson's diet. (SEE: NONE) Thus making her our wife material of the day.
The cock sucking bar has just been raised again, thanks to this gifted amateur girl who makes deepthroat blowjobs look like a stroll through the park.
It's just not the same when Skrillex does this w/ dudes.
Actually this is just standard THOT behavior. Unfortunately evolution has not gifted us with cocks the size of Tom Cruise's ego, so we'll never know this feel.
Ladies: If this is promised on all your shopping rituals, boyfriends will be lining up to drive your ass to the mall. Take notes and learn quick, k thx.
Sarah X Mills and her 1-trick pony tits are feeling festive today. Personally I prefer her ass in slow motion, but it's 3AM and I'll take what I can get. More HERE.
Twerking: It's not so much an art form as it is a way to attract all boners in a 5 mile radius. Congrats to the girl who made a cool $100, I'll take the "loser" now.
Twerking. It's a phenomenon we're all going to have to get used to no matter how much it looks like a constipated contortionist trying to let one loose. More HERE.
Now clean it up.
Check out the ambition on this one! You might feel the need to compliment her fantastic 1-handed driving ability but it's the on-point orgasm we're looking at.
Yup, it's real alright. Full story HERE.
Can't argue with those kinds of rules. 2 hotties get it wet.
More videos you'll question masturbating to HERE.
Original video HERE.
Her tits look like they are suffering a mid-life crisis a few decades early but everything else is on-point. I kinda want to hold her hand and buy low fat yogurt.
I'll never look at the female torso the same again. The butthole however, still remains at the bargain basement-level of care.
Hot chicks, explosive firearms and semi-nudity. #love
She voluntarily exposes 28.5 pounds worth of ASS on the back of Eduardo's crotch rocket. Thanks lady, you just saved our girlfriends from having to do the fluffing tonight.
She's on minute 14 of her 15 minutes of Internet fame so we'll let this one slide. Turns out her name is Sara X Mills and she has a thing for twerking.
When you got 6 seconds or less to make a lasting impression, nothing gets the memory etched into brains faster than big marshmallow asses in slow motion.
You might know her as "that weirdo with the pogo stick tits" but I prefer the moniker "1 trick pony". Well, now it's 2 tricks. Original video HERE.
Perky amateur learns how to load, cock and discharge two different kinds of weapons today. Both of which are critical to the female gender moving forward.
Original post HERE.
The sequel to THIS VIDEO.
OrionRed: "This was the best scene in BattleStar Galactica."
Suddenly I feel inadequate.
Just call her Annie Oakley reborn as a girl that could been caught in a library stuffing her gooch with cucumbers on webcam if shooting doesn't work out.
And by wife we mean hookers that work for food stamps.
When you have to float the $20 into her thong with a party balloon, you know you've stumbled onto a new world of whoredom. Consider yourself Cristopher fucking Colombus.
If my tenure as an Internet pornography connoisseur has taught me anything (and it has), it's that this is the #1 cause of centipedes in the vagina. Trust me.
Sluterella and her BFF accept the tornado tag team challenge. Today's agenda? Siphoning out the smega of this alien dick on the back of the A14 to Bavaria.
He said the amount of time he is allowed to stay at a woman's house depends on how good he could lay the pipe. A business model Trivago.com should introduce for discount hotels IMO.
If they wanted to outdo THESE 2 I'd say mission accomplished.
Anonymous: Sydney Cole