Guy Films Himself Touching 2000 Titties
Russian genius has finally cracked the female genitalia code. I'd translate the text to learn it myself, but it's Tuesday morning and I don't have time to get drunk and learn at the same time.
This is How You Make a PSA Commercial
Keeping your asshole clean never felt so awkwardly wrong.
These Bitches Are Crazy to Even Attempt This
This is pretty intense. So if you want a rush, or just like girls that keep their mouths open for long periods of time it's worth a look.
What Getting Shot With an AK-47 Looks Like
Now we can see what every innocent person in the middle east sees seconds before death. Cool. Can you please work on Kate Upton's boyfriend's dick next?
Ballsy Couple Caught Banging on Park Bench
They got the stones to publicly fornicate, and the empathy to clean up the area for the next couple. Gentleman: class has come back to the porn world.
Nice Shirts Girls - Now Show Us Your Pussies
If you're gonna flash your vag in the mall, at least do it in Brookstone around highly priced insertable objects. Bitches never know how to do anything right.
This Human Slinky Show is Actually Awesome
Guy does just about everything you'd expect at a Carnival sideshow except go down on himself. Impressive.
Insane Magic Trick You Gotta See to Believe
Words. I have none of them for this. Watch and crap your pantaloons.
Nothing But Great Tits at This Public Beach
Any dicks that were limp in a 3 mile radius are now filled with more blood than Kim Kardashian's ass. Thanks bitch.
Russia Knows Pussy is How You Sell Products
A friendly reminder that when the women aren't being used as target practice in the motherland, they're
pretty damn hot. Just not as obedient.
Russian Girls Really Know How To Protest
Hey Syria, you watching? Good, don't take notes. Your women look like camels, lol.
Ken Block's Insane Gymkhana 4 Hits Hollywood
What this man can do with 3 pedals and a steering wheel gives me an erection and I'm proud to admit it. He makes sex with a Ford possible without a skoal addiction.
Dress Malfunction Flashes Taylor Swift's Ass
Kanye West really picked the wrong moment to be on stage with her.
This is How a Real Man Hunts Wild Hyenas
Barehanded and simple minded. If the dude was any more manly he'd be shitting out iron rods.
Real Ninja Shit - Belt Turns into a Sword
At least, that's what he calls it. But we know the truth, about his Hello Kitty collection and that just being a real big, portable, butter knife.
Good Samaritan Tackles London Rioter Hard
Yesterday the riots brought us video of the world's biggest scumbag. Today, it's a hero. Let's hope tomorrow it's not some girl and her giant dick.
So Rich He Drifts His Shelby Cobra Indoors
Coffee and donuts. German style.
Guy Walks in on His Girlfriend's Lapdance...
Russian Charlie Brown finds his SO hip-locked with another guy and he ain't fucking having it. Unfortunately it cuts off after punch #3 is delivered.
Take a Tour of a Real Life Ninja's House
That was stupid and highly over-dramatic. Now if you'll excuse me I have to hacksaw every wall and floor in my house to hide chocolate and swords.
Educated Man Saves His Kid From The Cops
Dude knew more than 5 cops combined. Looks like they had no choice but to let his kid go before the embarrassment reached Kanye West levels.
Asian Girl Has Some Tig Ole Bitties
That's all this video is. An Asian girl with tits that clearly beat her face up a few times. Enjoy.
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