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Russian genius has finally cracked the female genitalia code. I'd translate the text to learn it myself, but it's Tuesday morning and I don't have time to get drunk and learn at the same time.

Keeping your asshole clean never felt so awkwardly wrong.

This is pretty intense. So if you want a rush, or just like girls that keep their mouths open for long periods of time it's worth a look.

Now we can see what every innocent person in the middle east sees seconds before death. Cool. Can you please work on Kate Upton's boyfriend's dick next?

They got the stones to publicly fornicate, and the empathy to clean up the area for the next couple. Gentleman: class has come back to the porn world.

If you're gonna flash your vag in the mall, at least do it in Brookstone around highly priced insertable objects. Bitches never know how to do anything right.

Guy does just about everything you'd expect at a Carnival sideshow except go down on himself. Impressive.

Words. I have none of them for this. Watch and crap your pantaloons.

Any dicks that were limp in a 3 mile radius are now filled with more blood than Kim Kardashian's ass. Thanks bitch.

A friendly reminder that when the women aren't being used as target practice in the motherland, they're still pretty damn hot. Just not as obedient.

Hey Syria, you watching? Good, don't take notes. Your women look like camels, lol.

What this man can do with 3 pedals and a steering wheel gives me an erection and I'm proud to admit it. He makes sex with a Ford possible without a skoal addiction.

Kanye West really picked the wrong moment to be on stage with her.

Barehanded and simple minded. If the dude was any more manly he'd be shitting out iron rods.

At least, that's what he calls it. But we know the truth, about his Hello Kitty collection and that just being a real big, portable, butter knife.

Yesterday the riots brought us video of the world's biggest scumbag. Today, it's a hero. Let's hope tomorrow it's not some girl and her giant dick.

Coffee and donuts. German style.

Russian Charlie Brown finds his SO hip-locked with another guy and he ain't fucking having it. Unfortunately it cuts off after punch #3 is delivered.

That was stupid and highly over-dramatic. Now if you'll excuse me I have to hacksaw every wall and floor in my house to hide chocolate and swords.

Dude knew more than 5 cops combined. Looks like they had no choice but to let his kid go before the embarrassment reached Kanye West levels.

That's all this video is. An Asian girl with tits that clearly beat her face up a few times. Enjoy.