The look on the brunette girl's face pretty much says it all. Once that pocket mongoose gets let out of it's cage, fear and curiosity set in. But mostly fear...
Original video: Nela Eats.
She's definitely a stripper and she definitely got an increase in tips for that maneuver. She'll need it for the inevitable tetanus shot in her future.
Tons of possibilities and a high threshold for pain. If you wanted the quintessentials for calling a girl up for a second date, you're looking at them.
Original video HERE.
And thank fuck for that because if I have to witness Kelly Clarkson's Dairy Queen ass with this little coverage on it, I might have to take my dick out back and shoot it.
Ready... set... GO SKEPTICS!
Dude is living the life of every guy that's blown a load to at least one Internet porn video. She laid out a challenge and actually followed up with this sex tape.
Just imagine the possibilities with flexibility like this at your disposal. You could be laying pipe down the 'ole dusty trail WHILE she cleans behind the bed. Perfect.
Name, story and how to send her pictures of your crotch can be found HERE. 'I'm lovin' it' takes on a whole new meaning.
It's all about size. Size of your fucking wallet because you're gonna need a big one to plop down for a 700 horsepower Viper. But do it, and you get THESE.
Ronda Rousey Jr. shows the boys what's up.
Normally when it comes to breast enhancement you hear words like "Guatemala" and "2for1 specials". Not today. Dr. Woo is the mother fucking Picasso of lady parts.
5,000 FPS cameras make me erect. Original HERE.
A better question would be is: When was the last time you busted a nut to a girl with her clothes on? 8 seconds ago if you check out her Instagram.
Former fan-favorite, August Ames jumps into more super cars in one video than an Arab Shiek has in his driveway. It looks like her face has seen enough G-force for 1 day. Ehh...
They want us to believe it's legit, but I have skepticism like Nicholas Cage has male pattern baldness. I'm calling bullshit until I see a wet spot developing.
Straight up - all this chick does is show us the right way to cook Ramen Noodles. And if you noticed the stove at all, you just failed the gay test. Sorry dudes.
Unless Black Widow has a similar scene to this, Age of Ultron will be on my Netflix list. I demand quality if I'm gonna go Pee Wee Herman inside a movie theater.
Posting this entirely for the sole purpose of you instinctively seeing Anjelica's meat pocket every time some shitbag radio station plays her music against your will.
You can find all her videos HERE.
It may happen on any given street corner in Brazil, but this is France. A place where the amount of semen shot onto a girl's face is symbolism for oppression.
Normally I would prefer as little plastic with my tits as possible, but today an exception is made. Enjoy your new reason to buy a 3D Printer.
Brought to you by Mad Mike.
If you didn't know enough about Anita Sarkeesian's frigid, poor excuse of an existence to hate her - now is a great time to start. We're behind you Mercedes.
Pack the extra-absorbent panties and jump into a car that has enough horsepower to make a Nascar fan soil himself. That's the plan for these girls today.
Anonymous: melissa tongue