awww..that was lame
No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
Paul Gallico, US writer
I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.
American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.
I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.
Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
Dr Samuel Johnson/
Dr Samuel Johnson
In Canada, men kiss on the lips.
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores, 1991
Punctuation tends to escape me.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
I wish somebody knew Canada existed.
America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation
I wish Canada wasn't a laughing stock.
The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
Wilfred Sheed, US writer, Office Politics, 1967
I wish my country had a Judge Judy. We just have inbred, drunken hicks.
... for your 'ass-crack' habit... and your gerbil habit apparently...
Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - this fake Canadian who appears to be a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed and dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your 'a
"Sighh" is what I say when my gay, Canadian boyfriend takes it out of my ass.
oh my god!!! I must be gay enough as a fake Canadian and a really dumb ass american as I just typed AND used quotation marks for SIGHHH - Dumb ass american is right - I am way too gay.
I may be gay (obviously I am gay beacause I am Canadian), but I will never be gay enough to type things like "Sighh..." And Canada envy? HAHAHAHAHA
Sighh... fake Canadian has 'Canada Envy'... at least he doesn't have penis envy anymore as he admitted he is in fact gay... good for you fake Canadian... good for you...
I wish my country had the balls to stand up for itself. We Canadians are a joke. Quebec wants to leave our shit country.
...utt on a daily basis! Yes, I guess I just proved again I'm a dumb ass, hee haw...
Even though I'm a dumb ass american, I still poop my pants before getting to the washroom... well, cuz' I'm just a dumb ass american. At least I get to give blowjobs to all the politicians and the corporatins and financial institutions stick it up my b