Bizarre

$5.00 doesn't get you very far in life. Unless of course your name is LaQweeda and go bobbing for penises in the Walmart parking lot. This video's so real, you can almost smell the chlamydia.

Well if there's any sport that has players capable of accommodating a Guatemalan sinkhole of an asshole - it's this one. Kobe Bryant, you're up.

Abebe "trash compactor" Mohamedaily is smiling now, but $20 and an IHOP gift card says that changed when it came time to shit in the neighbors trash can.

And this my friends, is what happens when you get really long hugs from uncle Billy when he visits. While you're asleep.

At least when celebrities do it they're in the middle of getting a rimjob from a transsexual prostitute. This dickhole just wants attention.

Believe it or not this is the favored outcome when attending one of these inbreeding events. Good luck with the STD guy, you're gonna need it.

In America we call something like this "tragic". In Russia, they call it allowance day.

Life Goes on II: Harlem Shake Edition.

Another urban trouble maker trying to get a laugh in between getting girls pregnant and downing Colt 45. Where does he find the time?

Same taste as the original Mexibowl, but over 200% more sodium. And that's bad for you.

Can't imagine how much she bagged during this webcam show. Do you still get e-cred if your haul is less than the cost of an Xbox game?

Quinniki is about as good a horticulturist as she is at spelling that word without Internet access. But when it comes to water gun fights, she's a fuckin pro.

If you're expecting something special out of a man named Dajuan, you've already set yourself up for disappointment.

It's not exactly a crowd pleasing event for a girl that could probably jam the entire Iron Maiden discography up her shit box. But it's still worth a chuckle.

Social networking in Detroit is not like Social networking everywhere else in the world. They actually try to hide their prostitute's identities.

As a straight man with absolutely no medical training, I recommend NOT exposing your genitals in this venue. There's better, more local to me, ways to get anal rash.

For 70% of you the answer will be obvious. The other 30% probably just want to film it.

You invite ONE white person to the party and everything goes to shit. Typical.

I hear he's single too. Which means Joan River's last chance at another daughter is now.

That's fucked up. A baby should never be exposed to alcohol before the third trimester.