Bizarre

Just when you think you've figured out stupid, something like this pops up and brings you back to the drawing board.

If this isn't evidence of this state's general population overflowing with inbreds, I don't know what is.

You don't get noticed in this country without squeezing out a handful of unexplained orgasms outside of Starbucks. Incoming Gangnam Style remix.

... with a damn fork. Genius.

2 hits of X and 1 loss of a t-shirt later, Katie reflects on where exactly her life went wrong.

Definitely a dated video but it was never featured on this site. Surprisingly, because it involves a pornstar, prescription drugs and none of you giving a flying fuck because she didn't do it naked.

Let's be realistic. She's female, and Canadian. The contraction of oral herpes was only slightly delayed here.

has to get her STOMACH removed due to it bursting. Fucking ridiculous, that's all.

Being face-to-vagina is always a pretty good situation. It's the possibility of swallowing my own adam's apple before I breach the clitoral hood that scares me.

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If it looks more like an Asian sex tape to you, that's only because it probably is.

She doesn't so laundry, toilet paper is replaced with a handmade douching and it looks like the oven is the preferred tool to cut her hair with. Don't let this one get away fellas.

Prove me wrong.

I didn't get it at first. Then I looked at their faces. Good fashion sense means the pussy has to match.

Public transit needs no introduction to itchy genitalia. Stop trying to be different, Ying Ming.

His girlfriend's composure was quite reasonable considering the primer he put on the FUCKING WALL 5 FEET AWAY FROM HIM.

Judging by the country I'm sure she was able to find him the next day. Served with a tangy orange sauce and 3 kinds of rice.

Not sure what in the fuck is going on here but it looks like some sort of Rosie o'Donnell sex tape.

I've seen a lot of sleep-reducing shit in my day. But Leonardo being decapitated, and then skull fucked by his teammates takes the fucking cake. Goodbye childhood.

But the fun doesn't stop there. The makeshift shower she makes out of dish soap and body spray is where the real bag of WTF in the video.