Bizarre

What happens when you mix disability checks with Craigslist's casual encounters section cam4.com? I'm not really sure, but it's not fucking pretty.

White people only run that fast when Ellen Degeneres hands out free tickets to her show. Someone isn't telling us the whole story here.

Sorry friend. Your days outside of the glory hole at 7-11 are finished.

Don't say we've never done anything for you.

And there's a decent chance I never want to know.

After a certain amount of depth is reach, you've officially had sex. So consider both of these poor souls completely fucked.

Wow. their hookers are so much more passive-aggressive than ours.

I'm guessing only a traumatic upbringing and sharing a bed with "that" uncle leads to things like this. We'd have to ask Meng Crack Sniffkun to be sure.

Kill it before it lays eggs.

He's clearly spent time in Thailand as a prostitute.

Welcome to the United Kingdom. Enjoy your stay.

That's Bronson Pelletier you're watching make it rain in terminal 35. Yeah I don't know who the fuck he is either, but the dick burn he went home with after that tackle is universally funny.

And that's a 100% serious question.

Fuck their agenda - If I was filming this I'd be pissed that a makeshift kennel was getting more boob action than me.

Internet game time. The rules? Grab someone close, blindfold him/her/mom, play this at full volume and have them identify it. $20.00 says "Squirrels in a woodchipper"is the #1 answer.

Leave him alone, the man probably uses a 4-wheeler to get his mail. Next to interspecies gangbangs this is probably all he has to live for.

Why does this always happen to innocent people and not a Kardashian sister? Is that so much to ask?

A catfight in Milwaukee's east side bar district turns ugly when one woman decides to use her car as a battering ram.

Dude's dick has the consistency of Big Leage Chew. Such a handicap would halt most attempts at exposing it to random women. But not him.