Bizarre

A man's gotta look good when he's trying to steal from gullible white women via e-mail. Keep ya hustle strong Abimbola.

We'll be sure to post the video when he does this from his ball sac next.

Our only hope is he woke the fuck up before the 3:00AM run to White Castle happened. There's no recovering from that mud slide.

And if history has taught me anything, in 5 years there will be a video of a doll wearing a human costume doing the same thing on the Internet.

Drug mules aren't just born in the Philippines. It takes practice.

I'm not seeing the arousal factor here. If you wanted to turn your balls blue that badly just stop jerking off for a month. That's what I pretend to do.

Give a slut a $50 gift card from Home Depot, and this is what happens. I'd honestly be surprised if her asshole doesn't look like a double quarter pounder.

Just gonna reminisce about my childhood for a minute.... ANNNNND it's gone.

Talk about overacting. This chipper fuck is unleashing his 3 inch bell sprout on a crowd of unsuspecting tourists. Souvenirs don't get any more personal.

Having this much swag when adult diapers are only a few months away? We can only wish.

Forget about the 97% chance of contracting an STD from a public toilet, high mortality rates and being molested on every form of public transportation - and the Vietnam looks awesome.

Suddenly Bishnu's hairy knuckles inside Domino's pizza dough doesn't sound like the worst alternative in the fast food game.

And the store owner just lets the slag walk out? For fuck sakes man, just like smoking crack it's never too early to start beating a bitch like you're in cell block D.

Bitch was definitely born a ginger because I'm sensing a total lack of soul here. And titties if she dare try to recycle my homemade chowder in such a fashion.

99% of the time vagina in your face is a good thing. This and Honey Boo-Boo's jurassic mother are the other 1%.

This is quite possibly the most amazing attempt at getting high to ever grace my computer monitor. And that's coming from a guy that's seen documentaries on Thailand. I matter.

What happens when you mix disability checks with Craigslist's casual encounters section cam4.com? I'm not really sure, but it's not fucking pretty.

White people only run that fast when Ellen Degeneres hands out free tickets to her show. Someone isn't telling us the whole story here.

Sorry friend. Your days outside of the glory hole at 7-11 are finished.

Don't say we've never done anything for you.