Witnessing a small Japanese man try to crawl back into the womb may seem stupid now, but Yoshiro just saved himself a pricey ticket to the Grand Canyon.
One look at that schnoz and her hitting the town with 2 pints of twinkie filling on her face will make perfect sense to you. Mother fucking Gonzo is her father LOL.
Honestly, I'm speechless at this point. Every day I think I have one more fuck to give for this country and then Boris and company go and piss all over it. WTF?
Outdoor self-fornication? Real voyeur interaction with a stranger? The bulk of you have already clicked at this point. And all will regret they did when they see Mickey Rooney's last known appearance on video.
I thought "Hair Gel" was street lingo for some new drug... and then I saw that James Brown mop and it all made sense. Also: Ebola in Georgia confirmed.
Look at the husband's face. LOOK AT IT.
Pretty hot AMIRITE? Too bad that entire bottle's alcohol content wouldn't be enough for me to venture into that beef forest without a machete. Labiaplasty: Google it.
Because, Germany. That's why.
"If your boyfriend hits you, he loves you". Are we witnessing the first breast implants to use the girl's brain tissue or has evolution just given up? It's definitely both.
For showing such an uninhabited display of independent thinking + failing to be broken by his corporate masters, I'd like to shake this man's ha... err maybe not.
Michelin's viral campaigns are getting strange.
When you have a bigger dick than the guy you just got done banging behind the 7-11, "crazy" stops being the proper adjective to describe you. The baboon ass isn't helping the situation either.
We're not going to pretend this is real... but it should be. Learning what 12 dicks feels like inside of you before the second semester of college can be beneficial.
I enjoy pizza. I enjoy tits. But the idea of combining the two never even crossed my boner. It's time to take a stand & put an end to this pornographic free for all.
I haven't seen such a level of misogyny since Anita Sarkeesian put her squirrel face in front of a camera. Dude is straight up burying his acorns for the winter.
Excessive alcohol consumer and certified social misfit is airing her flaps out. No longer at the DMV, but straight up in the face of a guy that knows when to flee or fap.
I'm not sure what shade of negro Guy DiSilva is, but let's focus on the real star of this video instead: The "daughter's" acting. We're talking YouTube prank status here.
It's all fun and games until you stumble across the cause and effect of the Ebola outbreak. He was offered a kiss, he went for the kill instead.
Is this still considered interracial porn?
Apparently there's a tight ship being run in the Ronald McDonald household and blondie is going to learn that one way or another. Do you want pride with that?
I have seen some snappers in my day... never found one that could mow the lawn. Maybe a little edging around the driveway... but this shit is unheard of.
Who the fuck does this guy think he is? The Lebron James of viral outbreaks? This is exactly why open carry should be a standard in every state.
Jacking it is just how they say hello in Russia. Look it up.
I've seen this social reject before but Boris always worked alone. But it looks like through the power of charm, wit and threatening her entire family he got a costar.
The memory of getting t-boned by a bar stool may fade, but the splinters in your piss cutter are forever. Seriously, I consulted Bob Vila on the matter last night.
Now where's that closet homosexual Sebastian?
Glad to see Dyson's $1,000+ product line finally getting some competition. If anyone has any idea who this shirt-buster is, feel free to comment below.
Radical acts of #vagactivism. Trend this on Twitter.
Think YOUR Fridays are fun? Time to reevaluate. This girl is into things that create sub-genres in the world of fetish porn. And trust me, that ain't easy.
How this GED graduate discovered her tits can dance to classical music is beyond me. Fortunately she's mastered it and is on her way to Carnegie Hall.
Circus performer sneaks out of her cage for the night and the results are baffling. The smell of burnt rectum will eventually fade, but the mental imagery is forever.