Bizarre

If it wasn't filmed in Russia, China, Brazil, the United Kingdom or Australia I wouldn't have believed it without seeing it.

"I will nigger your ass you fucking beaner". Absolute poetry.

There's lonely Japanese men, randy K-9's and some sort of prize at the end. That's as much fucking information I want to know and it's going to stay that way.

Asia, I'm fucking done with you. I'm serious this time.

Asian guys go buck wild over shit like this. While we just sit here and wonder why those vaginas aren't pixelated.

Inbreeding has no positive results. Ever.

Woodman himself would have shat his pants.

I don't know but I think we found out where Jason Voorhees went to school.

I don't know what to be more amazed with. This country's general tolerance for exposed genitalia, or a few of the hot ones actually looking interested.

And here I thought curry farts in public were the scariest things to come from this country.

#japan

I don't know, but I want to be his friend and make him drink lighter fluid. Lots of lighter fluid.

Like right now. A boner exists and I have absolutely no way of explaining it.

You gotta start somewhere I guess. But the back of the closet is never recommended. Was that a damn penis drill attack I just saw?

And that goes for subways, buses and taxi cabs as long as they contain the possibility of running into a human gene pool defect like this one. Someone give this bitch an exorcism, post-haste.

Stupid bitch. Without the cunt of a yeti, or the vast emptiness of DMX's acting career, this is never happening.

I liked this better when Total Recall did it. Mostly because it was Arnold at his best, and the boner was easier to explain.

Sign #24 that you're a full fledged slut: Your rectum rivals the storage capacity of a Whirlpool model EV188NYWS. You don't want to know what #25 is.

The best part? She did this within 24 hours of meeting the guy who's name is smeared across her once-doable face. Dude must have the cock of a wooly mammoth.