Yeah Man! Fuck that Windshield Up!
If it wasn't filmed in Russia, China, Brazil, the United Kingdom or Australia I wouldn't have believed it without seeing it.
Naked Lunatic Goes on Racial Rant
"I will nigger your ass you fucking beaner". Absolute poetry.
I Can't Even Describe This Show
There's lonely Japanese men, randy K-9's and some sort of prize at the end. That's as much fucking information I want to know and it's going to stay that way.
Only Japan Could try a Reverse Birth
Asia, I'm fucking done with you. I'm serious this time.
Sharking is Still a Thing in Japan!?
Asian guys go buck wild over shit like this. While we just sit here and wonder why those vaginas aren't pixelated.
What Kind of Dumbass Does This
Inbreeding has no positive results. Ever.
Porn Casting Goes Horribly Wrong
Woodman himself would have shat his pants.
What the Fuck Did We Just Watch?
I don't know but I think we found out where Jason Voorhees went to school.
Public Masturbator Has Balls of Steel
I don't know what to be more amazed with. This country's general tolerance for exposed genitalia, or a few of the hot ones actually looking interested.
Indian Guru Just Freaked Us Out
And here I thought curry farts in public were the scariest things to come from this country.
Japanese Talk Shows are AWESOME
Crazy Squirter Takes 1 in the Eye
Crushed by a Wall of Asian Ass
Who in the Fuck Fights a Deer?
I don't know, but I want to be his friend and make him drink lighter fluid. Lots of lighter fluid.
Porn Can be Confusing Sometimes
Like right now. A boner exists and I have absolutely no way of explaining it.
Japan's New Superhero is Fucked
You gotta start somewhere I guess. But the back of the closet is never recommended. Was that a damn penis drill attack I just saw?
This is Why I Dont Take the Train
And that goes for subways, buses and taxi cabs as long as they contain the possibility of running into a human gene pool defect like this one. Someone give this bitch an exorcism, post-haste.
Impossible - 5 Foot Dildo Challenge
Stupid bitch. Without the cunt of a yeti, or the vast emptiness of DMX's acting career, this is never happening.
Neck Pussy: What the Fuck is This?
I liked this better when
Total Recall did it
. Mostly because it was Arnold at his best, and the boner was easier to explain.
Hey - Ice Cubes Don't Go in There!
Sign #24 that you're a full fledged slut: Your rectum rivals the storage capacity of a Whirlpool model EV188NYWS. You don't want to know what #25 is.
Why the Fuck Would a Girl do This!
The best part? She did this within 24 hours of meeting the guy who's name is smeared across her once-doable face. Dude must have the cock of a wooly mammoth.
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Argentina Dance Shows are Wild
Well they have my vote.
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