Bizarre

Believe it or not, airing out a pair of Double D's is preferred over the normal South American hobby: mining silver in a swamp, then getting stabbed in the face.

No shame, no respect, and no way of ever going back to real women after this. Congratulations, Ellen Degeneres just lost her spot on list of people that make me sick.

That's how the source defined it at least. Which can only mean that man is the ugliest human being on the planet or works for is my mom.

Put this much Colt 45 and asphalt in the same place long enough and at least one atrocity is bound to happen. Guaranteed.

And that's why Craigslist herpes will always be a better choice than 18 hours of Warcraft per day.

Let's just be glad the pastrami-esque weirdness stopped here and not at a booming new sex fetish craze. We're looking in your direction, Indonesia.

Two words: Free mayonnaise. Get it while it's not arrested.

It does the normal job of tickling the cervix and anus hole simultaneously... and it talks. Instantly bringing some girls back to those 3:00AM hugs from uncle Jerry.

It starts out with a girl booty dancing in a damn ankle bracelet, and ends with a slinky dick. I think it's The Ring video for black people.

Tune in next week when Allakbahd hop scotches himself into a fucking flag pole at 97 MPH.

Watch this, then go cherish your girlfriend's flat chest.

It could always be worse. Had this been filmed in Brazil he'd be the star of his very own fetish video right now.

Letting the 300 pounder with 1 working eye tighten your lugnuts: Not even once.

When your dad is also your boyfriend, you turn out a lot like this.

Poor Cholas. You start doing cocaine the same day Walmart offers 2 for 1 eyebrow sharpies and shit like this is bound to happen.

There's only one reason a horse would do this. And all signs are pointing to trainer #2 doing unscheduled sperm collecting at 3:00AM.

Jose all but gives his inebriated friend a fully happy ending. Congrats. Not for the shameless violation, but for neither of you shitting your pants.

Her daily routine consists of eating no less than 15,000 calories and scaring the living shit out of local children. $20 says she explodes before the goal is achieved.

Of all the extra appendages you can have, in all the places on your body... this is what happens? Who the fuck did his ancestors piss off?

Her favorite color is butter and she has a serious case of separation anxiety. Somehow the two roads crossed paths.

Devontae doesn't usually pass out butt naked after trying to steal someone's caramel Machiato, but when he does... it's fucking epic.