Odd Phenomenon Gives Men Perfect Breasts
Believe it or not, airing out a pair of Double D's is preferred over the normal South American hobby: mining silver in a swamp, then getting stabbed in the face.
Pervert Takes His Sex Doll to a New Level
No shame, no respect, and no way of ever going back to real women after this. Congratulations, Ellen Degeneres just lost her spot on list of people that make me sick.
South American Piglet Born With Human Head
That's how the source defined it at least. Which can only mean that man is the ugliest human being on the planet or works for is my mom.
Ghetto Skank Turns Street Into a Toilet
Put this much Colt 45 and asphalt in the same place long enough and at least one atrocity is bound to happen. Guaranteed.
Dude Documents Sex Life With a Real Doll
And that's why Craigslist herpes will always be a better choice than 18 hours of Warcraft per day.
You Won't Find Beefier Pussy Lips Than This
Let's just be glad the pastrami-esque weirdness stopped here and not at a booming new sex fetish craze. We're looking in your direction, Indonesia.
Guess What This Kiosk Owner is Doing Inside
Two words: Free mayonnaise. Get it while it's not arrested.
The Future of Sex Toys is Officially Creepy
It does the normal job of tickling the cervix and anus hole simultaneously... and it talks. Instantly bringing some girls back to those 3:00AM hugs from uncle Jerry.
Dude Actually Broke His Cock Inside Girlfriend
It starts out with a girl booty dancing in a damn ankle bracelet, and ends with a slinky dick. I think it's The Ring video for black people.
Train Surfing is a Scary New Trend in India
Tune in next week when Allakbahd hop scotches himself into a fucking flag pole at 97 MPH.
Girl Was Born With Some Insanely Big Nips
Watch this, then go cherish your girlfriend's flat chest.
Horrific Back Wound Doubles as an Instrument
It could always be worse. Had this been filmed in Brazil he'd be the star of his very own fetish video right now.
Rouge Truck Tire Destroys Taxi in One Hit
Letting the 300 pounder with 1 working eye tighten your lugnuts: Not even once.
The Weirdest Things Get This Chick off
When your dad is also your boyfriend, you turn out a lot like this.
This is Why Girls Shouldn't Have Sleepovers
Poor Cholas. You start doing cocaine the same day Walmart offers 2 for 1 eyebrow sharpies and shit like this is bound to happen.
Seabiscuit This Dumbass Horse is Not
There's only one reason a horse would do this. And all signs are pointing to trainer #2 doing unscheduled sperm collecting at 3:00AM.
Reason #7 To Never Pass Out Drunk in Mexico
Jose all but gives his inebriated friend a fully happy ending. Congrats. Not for the shameless violation, but for neither of you shitting your pants.
Obese Woman Wants to Weigh 1800 Pounds
Her daily routine consists of eating no less than 15,000 calories and scaring the living shit out of local children. $20 says she explodes before the goal is achieved.
This Guy Has a Working Trail on His Body
Of all the extra appendages you can have, in all the places on your body... this is what happens? Who the fuck did his ancestors piss off?
Widow Eats The Ashes of Dead Husband
Her favorite color is butter and she has a serious case of separation anxiety. Somehow the two roads crossed paths.
Pissed on Crackhead Runs Amok in Public
Devontae doesn't usually pass out butt naked after trying to steal someone's caramel Machiato, but when he does... it's fucking epic.
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