Bizarre

The demographic for rubber vaginas and Persian cologne attempts to find true love. And this time it's not in the woods wearing a pair of baby blue sweatpants.

Why are you reading this? There's blood-squirting nipples on the other side of this link.

When your League of Legends teammate is late to scrim matches, this is what he's doing.

His relationship with 4 legged beasts is a love-hate one. And if his wives could talk, they'd tell you the same thing.

What's the difference between her piss driblets and a Venti Macchiato? About $7.95.

And that question regards your penis, not various gardening equipment.

Where the fuck is Ripley with that mech suit when you need her?

After witnessing something like this in person I'd seriously consider pitching a reality show full of these mutants. Anything that makes me throw up less than The Kardashians would be a plus.

I don't know what the fuck "going HAM" means, but if this is it, I'm giving up all salted meats and never looking back.

Great Men of Genius don't come along very often. But today is one of those days.

If Holocaust survivors were Asian and not afraid of being sent to the E.R. by a 3.5 inch Yi Mein noodle - this would be the result. Memory burn is practically guaranteed.

If you weren't already treating everything on public transportation as if it were painted in bodily fluids, you will now. Son of a bitch has some serious dedication.

Attention whore.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Especially when she starts orbiting it.

There's at least one better thing they could be using those condoms for. And it begins and ends with hanging themselves from the ceiling.

If you're confused, that's a good thing.

I... I don't even know anymore.

For fuck sakes, it's called a tattoo parlor and they'd probably do this service for free if you aren't 300 lbs. Go to one.

Every year more than 7 aspiring body builders under 130 lbs are killed by synthetic injections. The rest are done in by Ketamine and faulty Honda Civics.