Guy Literally Has Sex With His Xbox
The demographic for rubber vaginas and Persian cologne attempts to find true love. And this time it's not in the woods wearing a pair of baby blue sweatpants.
Sex Tapes Don't Get More Disturbing
Why are you reading this? There's blood-squirting nipples on the other side of this link.
Proud of Liquor Bottle Sex Assault
So... Who Wants Chicken Nuggets?
When your League of Legends teammate is late to scrim matches, this is what he's doing.
Why NOT to Punch a Cop's Horse
His relationship with 4 legged beasts is a love-hate one. And if his wives could talk, they'd tell you the same thing.
Say Hello to the 500 lb Barbie Doll
Well, That's ONE Way to Protest
What's the difference between her piss driblets and a Venti Macchiato? About $7.95.
One Question: Would You Hit it!?
And that question regards your penis, not various gardening equipment.
Black Hairstyles Have Gone too Far
Where the fuck is Ripley with that mech suit when you need her?
Why NOT to Use Meth in Wal-Mart
After witnessing something like this in person I'd seriously consider pitching a reality show full of these mutants. Anything that makes me throw up less than The Kardashians would be a plus.
Bat-shit Crazy Lady Totally Loses it
I don't know what the fuck "going HAM" means, but if this is it, I'm giving up all salted meats and never looking back.
Face Fuck Sex Dolls, Is this for Real?
Great Men of Genius don't come along very often. But today is one of those days.
Only in Japan Does This Happen
If Holocaust survivors were Asian and not afraid of being sent to the E.R. by a 3.5 inch Yi Mein noodle - this would be the result. Memory burn is practically guaranteed.
He Takes Public Masturbation Srsly
If you weren't already treating everything on public transportation as if it were painted in bodily fluids, you will now. Son of a bitch has some serious dedication.
Never Seen a Coon do this Before
What in the Fuck Did I Just Watch?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Especially when she starts orbiting it.
THIS is What Girls Are Doing Now!?
There's at least one better thing they could be using those condoms for. And it begins and ends with hanging themselves from the ceiling.
Midgets are Odd Street Performers
If you're confused, that's a good thing.
Here's 1 Reason to Stay off Drugs
I... I don't even know anymore.
Cheap Way to Get a Nipple Pierced
For fuck sakes, it's called a tattoo parlor and they'd probably do this service for free if you aren't 300 lbs. Go to one.
Why Are People Still Using Synthol!
Every year more than 7 aspiring body builders under 130 lbs are killed by synthetic injections. The rest are done in by Ketamine and faulty Honda Civics.
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Black Mom Furthers a Stereotype
It's called pepper spray. Hose everyone down. Niggers are scared of chemicals and fire.
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