Bizarre

Epic public masturbator is epic.

Anybody else got a craving for meatball sub? Double meat.

Or a lot. It depends on how many Japanese movies you've been conditioned with.

If there was a hall of fame for supporting acts of public indecency, this girl would be the first person they make a statue of. But there isn't. I checked.

Her posture, happiness and utter satisfaction with the mess she's made makes me believe there is still hope of finding love in this world.

Bob Vila would be proud. Then jealous that his awesome beard is being outdone by that scruff hole.

Fucking hell. I haven't seen such a spaced-out look on someones face since the time I walked in on dad giving mom a Texas chili bowl. That reminds me, I'm late for therapy. By 27 years.

And know you know why the "FREE" section on Craigslist exists. For her, not the couch.

The right hole is closed and the right one is still open. If her hair wasn't sponsored by Crayola, we'd be looking at the perfect female specimen.

Unfathomable

Drugs are bad. Unless a complete stranger does them, butt naked and hulk smashes the local pottery store. Then it's fucking hilarious.

Best part about this disturbing case of dumbo ears? Gravity and age can only make them worse from here on out. Hopefully we can get a followup video in 3 years when they are sponsored by Rebok.

The demographic for rubber vaginas and Persian cologne attempts to find true love. And this time it's not in the woods wearing a pair of baby blue sweatpants.

Why are you reading this? There's blood-squirting nipples on the other side of this link.

When your League of Legends teammate is late to scrim matches, this is what he's doing.

His relationship with 4 legged beasts is a love-hate one. And if his wives could talk, they'd tell you the same thing.

What's the difference between her piss driblets and a Venti Macchiato? About $7.95.

And that question regards your penis, not various gardening equipment.