Warning: Drugs are Bad mmkay?
Epic public masturbator is epic.
We Got a Grinder Over Here
Anybody else got a craving for meatball sub? Double meat.
This Might Freak You Out a Little
Or a lot. It depends on how many Japanese movies you've been conditioned with.
Waiting for Her Slut Friend to Finish
If there was a hall of fame for supporting acts of public indecency, this girl would be the first person they make a statue of. But there isn't. I checked.
I Think He Wants Next in Line LOL
Her posture, happiness and utter satisfaction with the mess she's made makes me believe there is still hope of finding love in this world.
This Girl Literally Hammers Herself
Bob Vila would be proud. Then jealous that his awesome beard is being outdone by that scruff hole.
Russian's Youth in Four Minutes
Fucking hell. I haven't seen such a spaced-out look on someones face since the time I walked in on dad giving mom a Texas chili bowl. That reminds me, I'm late for therapy. By 27 years.
Biggest Titties Japan Ever Saw
Couch Fucking is a Fetish Now!?
And know you know why the "FREE" section on Craigslist exists. For her, not the couch.
Emo Girl Sews Her Mouth Closed
The right hole is closed and the right one is still open. If her hair wasn't sponsored by Crayola, we'd be looking at the perfect female specimen.
Side of Russia You Won't Believe
Naked Lunatic Tears a Store Apart
Drugs are bad. Unless a complete stranger does them, butt naked and hulk smashes the local pottery store. Then it's fucking hilarious.
Damn are Those Tits or Parachutes?
Best part about this disturbing case of dumbo ears? Gravity and age can only make them worse from here on out. Hopefully we can get a followup video in 3 years when they are sponsored by Rebok.
Guy Literally Has Sex With His Xbox
The demographic for rubber vaginas and Persian cologne attempts to find true love. And this time it's not in the woods wearing a pair of baby blue sweatpants.
Sex Tapes Don't Get More Disturbing
Why are you reading this? There's blood-squirting nipples on the other side of this link.
Proud of Liquor Bottle Sex Assault
So... Who Wants Chicken Nuggets?
When your League of Legends teammate is late to scrim matches, this is what he's doing.
Why NOT to Punch a Cop's Horse
His relationship with 4 legged beasts is a love-hate one. And if his wives could talk, they'd tell you the same thing.
Say Hello to the 500 lb Barbie Doll
Well, That's ONE Way to Protest
What's the difference between her piss driblets and a Venti Macchiato? About $7.95.
One Question: Would You Hit it!?
And that question regards your penis, not various gardening equipment.
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Most Amazing BMW Sound Ever
Sounds like it farted and sneezed at the same time.
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