I won't give away what's about to transpire in a very public place... but I will say this: It's the only fetish more painful than hearing Kanye West talk.
I refuse to laugh at this. I have a soul, and while it may be more weathered than Miley Cyrus' asshole after a weekend stay at a petting zoo, it has a voice. And today it says: NO.
Consider it an extreme form of "try before you buy". Or in Jamal's case, "try before you promise a night of Chipotle, Redbox and robbing a 7-11".
Kinda hard to be inconspicuous with a chest that's commonly mistaken for buoys. But somehow the almighty Angela drains the snake without being caught.
Anyone wanna play Clam Digger?
The day this chick stops doing porn is the day the world stops turning. You can get sick of her face all you want, but that ass she's seducing us with is FOREVER.
There's a time and a place for everything. Unless you're this zesty middle-aged MILF. Then any time is a good time to give the fur box a little attention.
Eager blonde teen goes YOLO mode on her boyfriend's XL toaster strudel without a care in the world. We need more girls like this, and less like Hilary Clinton.
Looks like someone got access to their first copy of Windows Movie Maker & turned this into an art project... but ignore the music & you'll be gifted with Grade A beach humping.
Archie: All that bitch raises is my .....