The 'would've, could've, should've' debate will go on this sexy brunette's head until the end of time. But in the meantime we'll be re-fapping to this beach bang weekly.
Anyone wanna play Clam Digger?
The day this chick stops doing porn is the day the world stops turning. You can get sick of her face all you want, but that ass she's seducing us with is FOREVER.
Voyeur? Public? These are just foreplay words to the one and only YD. Even she knows she's working with the kind of tits that NEED to be seen by everyone.
Eager blonde teen goes YOLO mode on her boyfriend's XL toaster strudel without a care in the world. We need more girls like this, and less like Hilary Clinton.
I refuse to laugh at this. I have a soul, and while it may be more weathered than Miley Cyrus' asshole after a weekend stay at a petting zoo, it has a voice. And today it says: NO.
It's still summer for another 10 days and these two are going to use every last second of it. Even if that means shining the sun on those special un-tanned areas.
Getting your hot doggie slobbered on with 10's of people in attendance at the beach isn't for everybody. But this chick? She could give less than a fuck about it.
This is as close to a restraining order as I want to get.
For a cock that needs both her hands to control it's pretty admirable for her to go this far in public. Not even an umbrella used to block all that dick sucking.
There's a time and a place for everything. Unless you're this zesty middle-aged MILF. Then any time is a good time to give the fur box a little attention.
Even when approached, Stewart doesn't slow down his thrusting velocity. The handshake at the end tho... that's some alpha-level shit you don't see everyday.
Looks like someone got access to their first copy of Windows Movie Maker & turned this into an art project... but ignore the music & you'll be gifted with Grade A beach humping.
A little squeeze and please we understand... but she goes one step further with the tits fully out, fishnets on point and proceeds to make short work of his dick.
Kinda hard to be inconspicuous with a chest that's commonly mistaken for buoys. But somehow the almighty Angela drains the snake without being caught.
Nothing conspicuous going on here. Noooope.
WARNING: Results will vary if you try this method in real life. Unless you're on a New Jersey beach. There the only variable is which genital disease you take home.
But to be fair: If you're shacking up with a girl that hits beach on Spring Break without you, the 3 different kinds of herpes you end up with are well-deserved.
Consider it an extreme form of "try before you buy". Or in Jamal's case, "try before you promise a night of Chipotle, Redbox and robbing a 7-11".
I won't give away what's about to transpire in a very public place... but I will say this: It's the only fetish more painful than hearing Kanye West talk.