Might as well throw away the entire underwear draw because even attempting to cover up this mountain of booty would be blasphemous. Now WHERES da anal?
Fake? Butt implants? Life-long addiction to Taco Bell's dollar menu? I don't care. Just imagine her turning around and doing the frog squat on your slim jimmy.
K-E-E-P-E-R with a capital KAY. Top notch vaginal sodomy.
Archie: All that bitch raises is my .....