Small dick + wimpy doufus + homely dude = Dry Pussy!! Poor girl had to lube herself up with her own spit!!!
Basement dweller + weight problem + insane jealousy = never have a chance in hell of getting close to a girl like this
News flash dipshit, she’s Hawaiian.
i'd go with Rio Hamasaki. She's a goddess
@Anonymous or Julia
@Can't you read? hahahah its always fun when someone gets all superior but is too dumb to see they've missed the point entirely.
@Can't you read? i think what's happening is people are suggesting actual superhot asians
@Can't you read? miss the point much?