No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
Paul Gallico, US writer
I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.
American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.
I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.
Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
Dr Samuel Johnson
I wish my country invented something important.
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores,
I once fisted a moose.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
I wish my country wasn't a laughing stock. But it always has been and always will be.
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright
The American has no language. He has dialect, slang, provincialism, accent and so forth.
Rudyard Kipling, British writer and poet
The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
Wilfred Sheed, US writer
I am obsessed with American culture, as evidenced by the fact that I keep referring to Judge Judy.
Although I'm not an american and proud of it (born in Israel), looks like someone else is trying to impersonate me! 2 weeks in Barbados with a drink in each hand for you! Case dismissed.
Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - fake Canadian who is a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed & dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your 'ass-crack' habit.
Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - fake Canadian who is a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed & dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your 'ass-crack' habits.
I wish I wasn't a 15 year old, homosexual loser living in my mom's house.
Who am I kidding I know dumb ass american is a gay tree hugging non-violent american - I'm the violent fake Caandian, gay, military loving (in more than loving the militray - wink, wink) dumb ass american. I would love to suck an IED!!!
I wish I was intelligent enough to know that an IED is detonated and not shot. But, I am just a retarded Canadian.
I also worship the anus of Adam Lambert. Yummy...
I wish I was born in Iran. People shoot IED's at me when they find out I'm a dumb ass american... and when I take planes, they want to hijack them into buildings for some strange reason.
I wish I was born in the US. People laugh when they find out I am Canadian.
I fuk my cousins, eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, listen to white trailer trash rap and watch american idol - I am a dumb ass american!
I worship my German, inbred monarch.