What was the best thing YOU got this XMAS?

  • Marry this girl RIGHT NOW BRO. Shes perfect
  • He makes eye contact while GF nails his friend
  • "Dammit mom why'd you do this in MY room?"
  • Sometimes you gotta teach those white girls!
  • VOTED: 'HOTTEST GIRL on French Television'
  • NO BS: Just 5 Minutes of Insanely Cumshots
  • BEST. FUCK BUDDY. EVER: WILD 18-year-old
  • NOBODY makes you cum like Haley. NO ONE
  • "Last time I banged my stepmom, it was HOT"
  • Colombian girl's AMAZING body will rock you
  • Girl laughs while her friend gets pounded out
  • You gotta see the body on this guys girlfriend
  • In ONE night this guy became campus legend!
  • Nice creampie, but she forgot the birth control
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User Comments (7)

  • anonyMiss @ 01/02/17 05:34AMBest Comment
    My two front teets
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  • anonymous @ 01/05/17 06:19AM
    a name for the first girl, anyone?
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  • anonymous @ 01/02/17 05:40PM
    WE'RE THE FUCKIN ANIMALS
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  • anonymous @ 01/02/17 01:31PM
    you know the drill: what's her name?
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  • anonymous @ 01/02/17 11:20AM
    Santa and the North Pole
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  • anonymous @ 01/02/17 01:50AM
    santa clause is cumming to town
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