Tuesday, September 24th, 2013
Clever trap or reverse evolution into a neanderthal? Who cares, it's Russia.
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If there was a girl I'd lie to the entire world about being my girlfriend, it would be Dillion Harper. I wouldn't include the 30-dick-a-week minimum part though.
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You probably shouldn't punch someone in the face if they've been drinking this much. But if you must, make it look like this.
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We like a girl that knows how to take charge. Even if her game plan is being spit-roasted by complete strangers through two fake bathroom stall walls.
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Someone somewhere thought it would be really great to make a 70 minute porn film set in the Victorian era.
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What happens when you mix flaming red hair, D-level acting and tits that someone ripped off a retired pornstar? This. And sometimes Joan Rivers.
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If those chesticles look familiar it's only because they are. This chick has been featured on here more times than I can count and she's getting better with age.
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Monday, September 23rd, 2013
Another day through the streets of the Czech Republic, another 'random' girl whipping her goodies out and waxing a carrot for a handful of crowns.
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I heard the best thing to do after flipping a car upside down into a body of water, is to get up and run as fast as you can. Sometimes you die, but that's okay.
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Why dupe one girl into polishing your carrot when you can get two? That should be the motto of every heterosexual man attending Florida University.
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Being featured on ShooshTime probably isn't the highlight of his life. But forget that time he got two cheeseburgers for one blowjob, and it kinda starts to be.
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Today it's a battle of psychology vs. a cock down her throat. We'll give you one guess as to who won this battle. Which is one too many.
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What is with some girls and sounding like lemurs at the height of climax? If I wanted to experience intercourse with a zoo animal, I'd go to Craigslist.
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Seeing these massive tits in person is what winning a Nobel Prize in boners must feel like. I hope to one day grab this monumental achievement(s).
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She's a girl that knows exactly what she wants. Which would put her in that unreachable, upper echelon .01% of females across the universe.
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Clear winners and losers are a rare commodity in this part of the world. At least someone is making the tombstone inscription easy.
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Situations like these only come once a millennium when you're the average joe. So when they do, you Viagra the fuck up and get the job done right.
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Acquire gonorrhea by butt sexing one of your local vagrants, or wear a Czechoslovakian prostitute as a pair of Reeboks? Decisions decisions.
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There's no denying it - she's a whore. But at least she's huffing the dong of somebody she knows. Right? Right.
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Someone tell that guy to wear a belt from now on. His pussy is showing.
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She's not exactly subtle about being spit roasted by a gaggle of cocks. But being next in line for this buffet would've been awesome if I didn't see this.
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