Sunday, August 18th, 2013
A crash is one thing. But full speed, no brakes into a clearly obvious median? This would make a retard blush.
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Should have checked her vagina for traces of a boyfriend before putting this one on video. Ya dun goofed mother fucka.
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Mary Queen still gets our vote for best rack, pussy and asshole in the porn game. It may be 2013 but she's still making other anal freaks look pretty bad.
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Like they say - 3 minutes worth of 50 Shades of Grey and it's an open pussy market. Time and place doesn't matter.
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All you can eat buffet goes down on this homemade video that may or may not be a hidden camera. Only time and her Facebook page will tell the truth.
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No inhibitions, no morals and no underwear after 1:00PM.
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Saturday, August 17th, 2013
Maddy's always been one of my favorite reasons to stay home, be unproductive and see just how absorbent Bounty Paper towels are. She's got the touch.
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This is what happens you tell a trio of Twitter-obsessed dickbags with access to cheap liquor, to go outside and do something productive.
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Self-loving whore was hogging all the good pussy and refusing to share it. So it looks like he put a stop to that problem pretty quickly. With his penis.
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If we're just giving out punches, how about throwing a few knuckle sandwiches towards anything with the last name "Bieber"? Might as well be productive.
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Open-mouthed surprises this extreme are usually reserved for moments of unannounced butthole breaching or being beaten with mining equipment.
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Trashy location for such a pristine piece of pussy. Dude better up his game if he ever wants to take the tour of brown town anytime in the near future.
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Might as well donate all the clothes to charity when you live in the same house as her. From this angle it's clear there's not 1 single moment that she'll need them.
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The timeless art of seduction. Proof that it isn't dead, it just has that Newport and Steel Reserve smell attached to it.
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What was the point of people coming to the party with their clothes on? Just seems like a really pointless middleman getting in the way of awesomeness.
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Finally, a sensible way to settle who was cooler: Hitler or Mussolini.
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Riding his buddies dick, 10 feet away from his bed while he sleeps is a new kind of vengeance. One that I'm not sure even bromaster douchebags deserve.
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But like the trooper she aspires to be one day she stuck through it without a single tear shed. What a good eggroll.
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