Sunday, December 30th, 2012
The perks just don't seem worth it when a middle-aged couple are using your inner thighs as a Denny's plate of overcooked bacon.
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Jealousy has never meant so much before.. Sir, I award you one golf clap and access to my collection of soiled underwear if you let me live your life for 3 hours.
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Actually it's only #50 - #26. Part 2 hasn't hit the net yet.
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It has to suck when you're the one black guy trying to BREAK up the fight and you end up taking the concrete nap. You couldn't wait to stereotype him in a club bathroom first? Asshole.
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Nothing makes your boner tingle quite like new blood in the adult sector. Unfortunately all this vid will do is leave you solid, waiting for a proper payoff.
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This is clearly the work of watching Fast and Furious movies and not paying one bit of fucking attention to them. At all.
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Can't be more than 97 lbs soaking wet and her corn shooter can withstand the terrorizing of a Ugandan cock. Or so her "I won't fuck strangers" attitude claims.
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"haha, bus goes over the edge and he never makes a sound. Then the phone rings and he answers it like nothing just happened. "
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She says she never does anal. That's about as probable as Katy Perry hosting the Indy 500 inside her vagina but okay. In this clip, she puts her internal organs to the test.
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Further proof that my hypothesis on Vietnamese females is true. They only exist to fight and eat. And in some rare situations, simultaneously.
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You can just tell when a chick has some Latin blood in her body. Usually it's all concentrated in the pooper area, but this time around it's an oral evaluation.
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And "Even if you have the last cock on Earth she still isn't going to touch it" is another. Welcome to the league you've never been a part of.
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Whether you're hung like an oak tree, or the chipmunk that lives in it - a girl from down under always gets the job done. The 1 & only reason to not hate Australia.
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Nothing teaches you about the female body quite like hands-on training. But don't take our word for it. We don't like to lie.
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Saturday, December 29th, 2012
Her body has the proportions of every chick you've nutted to in a wet dream. Only difference is she cleans up the mess in the sheets instead of your mommy.
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Roughly translated, she said: "Well... my name, I'm a surfer.. I like potatoes... Chinese people, Gangnam style...Thank you Vegas." Welcome to South America.
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There's a reason bedroom doors come equipped with locks... and this is it. Let us welcome you to the Internet, you Harry Potter-looking clit puncher.
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Is it still considered black on black crime if there's handshakes in the beginning and end? Someone should probably look into that.
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Karma must have really had enough of people's shit over the years. She's clearly not fucking around anymore.
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Not huge, not small, we're talking just right. A claim that's hard to deny when she turns your slim jim into her own personal pogo stick.
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Super cute for sure, but not a single appearance from her turd cutter. That's a definite deal breaker when my valuable time is being spent on OKCupid.com
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