It pays off to cheat at these card games when pussy that tender is on the line.
She wasn't used to fighting someone in her own weight class for once I guess.
This is why you never use the "I was in the bathroom" excuse when you disappear for 2 hours.
That looks like a porn prerequisite to me.
Some girls try to avoid anal for their entire career but this slutty French chick dives right in.
She was actually doing pretty good too, until the part where she was digesting a shoe.
Nothing says pointless brutality like an asshole on a 10 speed ringing a bell.
He got sick of all those starving kids being advertised in third world countries. So he ate them.
It's true what they say about these chicks but you don't know until you feel them from the inside.
It doesn't count as a blind sided attack when it looks that fucking cool.
I bet we see a lot more of this the night Fast and The Furious 4 comes out. Expect drifting buicks all over your town.
She probably won't even remember this night so it's good that we got it on video to torture her with later.
Little did she know his web cam was on and running the whole time. Oops!