After splitting her wider then my fist I don't mind her whining so much anymore.
Finding out you're afraid of heights when you're above a pool with your legs on fire can't be a good feeling.
With a water gun of course because there's no way he's loading a real clip with that nub.
The cops have actually been called because of it so I don't think she really gives a shit if I film her getting nailed.
This one looks like a good choice though. If it comes down to being around that gayness or getting sent to the floor, send that open palm my way.
It's also the same reason you don't poke sleeping lions or wave mcnuggets in front of fat girls.
On a side note, I think it's time the departments started dumping the 1995 cell phone cameras for something of this decade.
This is what happens when you start shipping back LIKE's instead of NIKE's.
Since daddy doesn't approve of her boyfriend, she's just going to have to do everything behind his back.
Nothing says your a man like breaking the face of someone sleeping on the ground.
That chick must have felt the vibration of the coming stampede because she was trying to get out of there before the beast came on screen.
Because sometimes dirty old men come into your house and take whatever they want, even your virginity.
He dropped by unexpectedly to drill it into her right in front of all her fans.
Anonymous: How about on the internet? :D