They both had a thing for her ever since freshman year, so the only way to stop them from fighting over her was to please them both.
So, unless chicks actually start cooking our dinner on the passenger seat now there really is no excuse for bad driving anymore.
Luckily his right arm stayed in tact. Now he doesn't have to practice switch hitting on his sister.
He was just charging up a fireball, if he had another five minutes that big dude would have been fucking toast.
She has no idea how to pass a math test but it looks like she aced the dick quiz he gave her.
If I turned around and saw my lead guitarist wearing pants that tight I'd probably do the same thing.
It might be time to rethink those after school activities son. After we put your face back together.
Forget about reporting the war, there's two idiots pounding each others faces over half price socks down in Waco Texas.
With the fear of getting caught in the back of both their heads they anxious went ahead with their amateur sex tape anyway.
If at first you don't succeed, keep running into a fist until all you taste is blood for the next two months.
Thankfully he was able to walk out of there on his own because the predator was waiting for just such a moron to come by and make life easier for him.
Luckily there are no camera in the office back here so I can do this all damn day if I wanted to.
She's so grateful for attention she will do anything for her fans.
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