I thought it was just going to be a typical boring night with everyone puking around me but she only had dick on her mind.
If you want to win that Emmy on cops, you have to push the limits. And random people to the floor.
I can only hope his retaliation prank has a lot of fecal matter and regret involved in it.
With all the noise she could make I'm surprised the cops haven't shown up to investigate a murder by now.
Rolling around like usually works better in mud but doing it on asphalt makes these chicks hardcore. I guess.
Sleeping on the 5 yard line doesn't seem like that effective of a play.
He'll never lie about not having change to give again.
It beats the hell out of any other alarm clock I've ever tried though.
Well at least the mystery of why ice cream truck doesn't come down his road anymore is solved.
This is how Barack and McCain should decide who wins the election.
A day without a dick inside her is like a day without air for this naughty girl.
Being home alone really gets her down in the dumps so she has to find new ways to please herself.