Getting a girl like this around your dick definitely doesn't come along everyday.
It's not his fault really. Those walls come out of nowhere sometimes.
Falling to the ground like a bag of garbage probably isn't the best thing to inflate your ego.
In Germany you are allowed to poop on a girls chest, but touch it softly and you'll be kissing the back of her hand.
I've sat behind her in class all semester but never thought I'd see her like this.
No wonder all those Asian love story movies are so damn dramatic. Not that I've ever seen one.
It's OK, you can always get a new bum.
Finally, that Chuck Norris training video he bought in 1989 has paid off.
Chicks like this make traveling abroad all worth while.
Wait, so real life isn't as easy as Grand Theft Auto tells us it is?
You've got to watch out for those kids in the private communities. All that angst of living in a 1.3 million dollar house is just brutal when it gets unleashed.
Nothings better then having her already wet and ready to go so you can skip all that foreplay.
She used to get tore up every night just for him.