It's pretty cool to come home to her in a new outfit everyday, dripping wet and ready to go.
Turns out the clowns don't have the worst job in the world.
He may have been scalped unwillingly but it was still better then Supercuts, and it was free. Win win.
He may have spent his entire paycheck in 3 hours but at least he has his pride. Oh wait...
Her exotic silky skin makes her look innocent but she begs to be drenched in cum.
They always want to draw blood like their life depends on it, but the possibility of a nipple popping out stops the fight. Makes sense.
Skipping school the day they taught the fundamentals of gravity has it's downfalls.
It was still the highest score a Russian ever got in the high jump. Champion in the making.
She may be the perfect student but she always chooses sex over studying.
If he ever wants to know what he'll look like at 80 years old, he can just check out this in slow motion. When he wakes up.
Judging by the time lapse it looks like the ambulance didn't show up until sunrise too. Looks like a great place to live.
We moved into this place a month ago but the only time he gets off his ass is for this.
It took a lot of chatting but she was three fingers in by the end of the night.
Archie: And I'm assuming she plays the...