Not since the release of Farrah Abraham's sex tape have I seen such misuse of the human vagina. The "fuck me till I bleed" niche is a limited one, but this dude runs it.
It's about time we threw this clam back into the ocean it spawned from. It's just so hard when her death grip is trying to squeeze out another 13 seconds of fame.
Don't know how you get inside such a fine piece of ass dressed like that... but it's the porn industry. All fucking bets are always off.
"What a journey we've been on with Farrah Abraham these past 10 months. It's like the old expression goes, a journey of a thousand pornos begins with a single fake-sex tape."
Straight up disturbing. But not as disturbing as the possibility of Farrah Abraham's making a surgically repaired sequel to her sex tape. So, there's that.
Hate to break the news to a girl that already spends half the day in sorrow, but he needs a little work. Starting with that Abraham Lincolin beard starter kit.
This dude went twelve rounds with a big black dude and survived. Now he knows what Jenna Haze feels like.