Consider it an upgrade from the Persian vacuum salesman they solicited last week. 'Standards' aren't exactly the strong point of a cuckold-practicing couple.
You'd have to imagine she's still carrying around her hymen with vaginal sensitivity this ridiculous. Literally one brush of the clitoral hood and she's out of the game.
Not the regular age bracket seen around here, and she's pretty much a dead fuck - but DEM TITS THO. Some men would give up beer just for a single grab.
Former fan-favorite, August Ames jumps into more super cars in one video than an Arab Shiek has in his driveway. It looks like her face has seen enough G-force for 1 day. Ehh...
Captain Hindsight says you should have worn your fucking seatbelt. Captain ShooshTime says HAHAHAHAHAHA
Words? They don't exist this time. WTF.
Another day this amateur blonde is on her knees and swallowing all sorts of things on private property. It's college girls like this that make 4 years bearable.
Backs were broken, egos were irreparably damaged and best of all these fails can never be erased from the Internet. Live and never learn.
Popping a few bag of chippies? Forgivable. Mocking Rakesh's threats to call 911? Laughable. But stealing the Arabian french roast? NIGGA U WENT 2 FAR.
Ever wonder how to make Apu's 9 minute tech support explanation of emptying your recycling bin a more bearable experience? I think she found the solution.
What rides on 2 wheels & smells like the asshole of camel?
When you got 6 seconds or less to make a lasting impression, nothing gets the memory etched into brains faster than big marshmallow asses in slow motion.
Actually I lied - these can't possibly be the best of the best. They're more comparable to what Arby's is to fast food. AKA you'll get your fill, but you won't like it.
Everyone just relax. It's not like it was a ginger or anything.
The dangers of being caught by a stranger and irreparable damage to the sphincter all in the same video? Looks like my birthday came early this year.
Had this happened in Russia that driver would be Special Olympic-bound. Alas, he's buttsex-with-a-camel bound instead.
Whether it's causing irreparable damage to themselves or to get a combined score of 467 on the SAT, you can always count on 2 girls from Oklahoma to get the job done.
And Harley from Epic Meal Time gives less fucks about it than a Saudi Arabian virgin. More Marley HERE.
Her enthusiasm is comparable to a dead cat... but she's got the look. And sometimes that's all it matters when it comes to renting pussy by the hour.
Starting cost of a Ferrari California? $198,190. A video immortalizing your driving skills being comparable to a blindfolded chimp? Priceless.
Hopefully he didn't rip off her "my other wife is a goat" bumper sticker in the middle of all that. Those aren't cheap.
She's going places. Without a head.
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