Greg Kelly isn't in the business of subtlety. And to his fat fuck co-anchor: It's been like 3 decades, why are we still watching you melt between the hours of 5 and 6PM?
Great body on this backseat banger. Even better is she doesn't put up much of a fight when her choices are vagina or butthole: she's down for the double dip.
She's hot. Smoking fucking hot. And I will test the elasticity of every pair of boxer briefs in my collection proving that over the next 24 hours.
You gotta stand up and take note when a seasoned veteran of the porn industry gets taken out by Terminator-like thrusting. Get this man a fucking medal.
Fuck what you heard about blonde college girls and go get one for yourself. If it's anything like 19-year-old Rochelle, you and your cock will be very pleased.
If there was a museum for most glorious booty meat in the western hemisphere, this is the one that would be encased in gold and seen when you first walk in.
I'll never truly understand this subculture of porn.
Effort in amateur porn? It's a lost art form for sure. That is unless you're sharing a double wide trailer with this guy in the backwoods of Nebraska. He's got game.
Summer looks fun outside of the Internet.
Viva la Herpes.
A pretty fucked up result for a chick tryin' to live in the moment... but it's a tad better than gutting and eating her. I'm looking in your direction, North Korea.
This Ruski puts up quite a fuss when he realizes his journey to Syphilis is being documented, at one point even flipping off the cameraman.
I'd like to call this the most half-assed attempted at throat fucking that's ever graced my computer screen, but she's got heart. And a few nightmares ahead of her.
Stunning brunette goes by the moniker Emily Grey and she's black and white when it comes to beauty. It's like watching a CK model get fucked here.
She's got the sphincter control of a geriatric with low fiber intakes. Diapers, and a new fucking hobby should be in the very-near future.
Popularity and e-fame isn't just some fruit on the trees you can pick off any time you please. Its gotta be earned, through vigorous sex with total strangers.
What a stunner.
Intriguing minds would like to know how much bullshit a man has to go through in order for him to bareback a hooker on a sidewalk at 1 in the afternoon. Hop on pop.
Natalie Lust is one of those girls you can't get out of your head once she burrows in. And after you've actually been between those legs? She becomes forever.
98 lbs of penile pleasing ginger over here.
To be fair his chances of slaying pussy that wasn't attacked to the neighbor's cat were slim to shit. But if anything was going to seal the solo deal, it's this...
Nothing says "family therapy" quite like dad's newest rental property going warp 5 on your churro. Get him a snoopy band-aid and prepare for round 2.
My main man T-Bone's tolerance for food-fetish porn lasts about as long as Whoopi Goldberg on a low-fat diet. So if you can pinpoint the moment he regrets signing up for "Hot Dongs 3", let us know.
We're all about extending stereotypes, especially when vapid blonde girls attached to their iPhones make it SO easy. 2 hours is all it took to get that ass.
Roleplay porn gets the shit end of the stick most of the time: But today we change the game. A set of firm knockers and a hungry butthole made this great.
Well, if I'm forced to hear this song through every speaker, every 15 fucking minutes it might as well be to the beat of seminal fluids bouncing off faces.