I'm completely convinced you could duct tape an infant's hands together and it would put up a better fight than this geek. Seriously.

Unless you are indeed a model T-800 Terminator, the "stand there and take it until he tires himself out" approach isn't highly recommended.

He'll only act tough when his opponent is > 130 lbs and has the fighting ability of a 3 legged chihuahua. But when it happens, watch the fuck out.

And the verdict is: FAIL.