That's the price you pay for not being born in the U.S. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to my Burger King and government bought health care for me and my 8 kids.

I don't get it and I don't ever want to get it. Scotland just joined the Philippines in my "countries I've whited-out on my globe" club.

Why.

They can climb a ladder of knives barefoot and handle balls of pure fucking fire without an issue... but one text message while driving and insurance rates go up globally. da fuck.

And this is why you never fuck with a guy that smells like vinegar flavored asshole.