So what you're saying is his loitering and attempting to film WorldStarHipHop content has been postponed till tomorrow? That hardly seems like news.

Parkour lessons by Michael Scott: Not even once.

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Every time I rip on someone who happens to be African American, I get angry emails calling me racist. So watch this productive gentlemen deal with lachrymatory agent in his ocular cavities.

Those assholes that get beat up on black and white security cameras are annoying. This is a whole lot better.

For someone that's probably woken up in a puddle of his own piss on more than one occasion, those were some pretty nice punches.

Every black stereotype on Earth exposed in 60 seconds. Beat that shit, Lil Wayne.

Busted teeth, bruised face, swollen eyes... he's now every white girl in Alabama.

When you go up against a guy who is totally oblivious to the concept of "attacking", this is what happens.

Will he ever try mouthing off to another guy again? Only time and another sale on XXXXL shirts with matching hats will tell.

He used the old "look over there while I put my fist into your brain" trick that I used on my sister once. There wasn't this much silence in my experience.

Things aren't looking good for his hood pass. Now if he can't slip a knife past security at the local retirement home, he's never going to get one.

I think Kleenex just found their new spokesperson for the Detroit area.

We can only hope Karma has experience with fire spitting, dick eating piranhas.

They do the same thing at P.F. Chang's if you try and run out in the bill, except they also pee on you and say a lot of words that don't make sense. Trust me.

If you don't want someone practicing their home-run derby skills on your face, don't start shit on a street named after a president.

Now he knows another person's House Party 2 VHS is not to be made fun of. There's always a silver lining.

A lucky punch to the face has a way of teaching people things. For example, Tyrone learned to shut the fuck up.

Shakur has decided to fight tyranny with peace and an over-sized white tee. And much like the local bath houses, the response is swift and ends with a lot of bruising.