If you don't think lifting 3 bottles of weave shine and a copy of Jet magazine is worth this kind of beating, then you obviously haven't dated a real black girl. And have zero faith in the name Shantaquesha Jenkins.

Someones getting a promotion this week. In Mexico, that means another week of immunity from a drug cartel massacring your family.

You break his achievements in Skyrim, he breaks your face. It's basic logic.

Hopefully this doesn't discourage him from future petty crimes. His black market Pokemon card business was just getting off the ground.

The real shocking thing here is that this doesn't happen more often in Arizona and Texas.

Best part of the story: "While they waited for police and paramedics, Mothershead gave Hendi a roll of power towels, sprayed the floor with cleaner and told him to clean up his own blood"

Great, now he has to rob a hospital. A black man's work never ends.

Not sure what playing footsie with the gunman was going to accomplish, but at least he survived. A huge feat when talking about Brazil's desperate citizens.

When this guy dies he should be stuffed and featured in some sort of street fighting museum. Not even Colt 45 marinated chicken wings could out-Ghetto this fucking video.

I wonder what the last thing goring through his head was after he failed to Spider-Man over the van. Unfortunately it wasn't the headlight.

Everybody has a talent. And when inter-gender matches are added to MMA, his is going to fail even more miserably than this.

Assaulting first, then taking away the jewelry? Picking up women in Malaysia is completely ass backwards.

I'll never think of the inside of a Romanian woman's underwear the same again. The critters living inside it however, will receive the same amount of care.

Nothing ruins Bring Your Own Cup day at 7-11 like 14 consecutive punches to the face.

If this doesn't end up on at least one soccer highlight reel this week I'm gonna be pretty fucking disappointed. Because it's soccer.

Marshal Law doesn't seem like it should be the enforcement of choice over there. Example: More hands grabbing his ass than punching his face.

Source claims he is affiliated with the rapper "Tyga" and jacked $3,000 from the crew. Which is understandable - testosterone injections are pretty pricey now.

Hector and his 5 DVDs of "24" were no match for the real deal. Going from armed badass to Justin Bieber in .3 seconds has to be some sort of record.

It's hard to see but keep an eye on the guy's head. It has to be in at least 37 pieces now.

I really want to have sympathy for this guy. But it's kinda hard when you look like someone drew you into a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.

You know it's a bad sign when Rhode Island's biggest WWE fan can promptly destroy your plans in under 3 seconds. Stick to robbing Taco Bells. Their customers LOL policy make it a more sensible target.