Slow when executing the crime. Propellers up their ass when they realize the customer is an armed cop.

Clearly the hole in operation "Petrol Pinch" was miscommunication and lack of speed due to pregnancy. Those 2 things never coexist outside of the Alabama dating scene.

"Esther Mankge is seen being hit with a belt and a rubber hammer in the back of the store while being dragged around by her legs. The incident happened in October and five suspects, three men and two women, have since be

I dream of a day when inter-family ghetto justice videos are posted more than Worldstarhiphop advertisements is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Not sexually abusing her or stealing a few bank cards is probably considered mortal sin over there. Karma will catch up to him eventually.

Watch it a few times and laugh accordingly. Because like me having sex, this will never happen again.

There's a fine line between justice and capital punishment. It really depends if your country has running water or not.

After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced it's time to bring Polio back.

That's the older brother of the victim wrecking faces. And if they gave badges for being a good sibling this bro just became the most decorated guy in the biz.

The translation goes something like this: Thief asks for money, clerk says there is nothing because store just opened. Thief GIVES clerk a few bucks and says don't call the cops. Thief shoots himself. We laugh.

Just when you thought porn scenes with Rocco Siffredi were the most painful way to experience unannounced anal penetration, this happens.

And to think, if he left the circle jerk just 45 seconds later this never would have happened.

Usually this kind of brutality is reserved for women in this country when they rented by the hour through black market connections. But they made an exception.

It's all about the element of surprise. Something both this guy, and my mom have failed to master when an ice cream truck drives by.

If Edwardo put half as much effort into business class as he did to ninja vanishing maybe he wouldn't have to ride this piss box to work everyday in the first place.

One second you're perfecting the art of smuggling Snicker's bars via your anal cavity. The next, you're trying to get Bishnu and Son's finger out of there instead. Life just isn't fair in the ghetto.

Seriously... can you?

Annnnnd it did about as much good as a salad in Lady Gaga's refrigerator. Because the second it comes time to fight, Glen uses the middle school defense.

Terrible way to go. If your life is worth less than what a shoplifter can fit in his front pocket then you might as well be the one to impregnate Khloe Kardashian and make a buck.