Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - nothing beats the importance of maintaining good form.

Newbie pornstars are the best kind of pornstars. They act about as well as Owen Wilson in a horror movie but let you do just about anything to their peepee holes.

If you look closely you can pinpoint the exact second he realizes he's not in a swimming pool full of Krispy Kremes anymore.