This is what happens to you after sleeping with Lil Wayne. You've been warned.

It's kinda hard to keep your tough guy status when everything tastes like Tabasco sauce and there's 10,000 volts in your ass. Just ask this guy.

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Business as usual in Buttfuck, Arkansas.

Angela Jones, a Los Angeles woman, suffered cardiac arrest after being shocked with a Taser gun by police during a traffic stop in June. The incident, which was caught on video.

Mixing bath salts, formaldehyde and shrooms with your buddies joint is really awesome. But you can only do it once.

Strawberry Pop Tarts used to be the only reason to look forward to 9:00AM. But live in this town and that box is going right back on the shelf.

I only watched 37 seconds and came to the conclusion that he deserved it.

Entertainment like this without having to pay a cover charge? That's the bargain of the fucking century.

Lucky for him he was already partially retarded. The 50,000 volts to the brain stem didn't do anything inbreeding hasn't already.

If his friend waited just a little longer, everyone in that backyard would have been eating doucheburgers tonight.

First candidate up for shithead of the year is Carlos "Raiden" Gutierrez. He's got enough electricity running through his testicles to guest star in the next Mortal Kombat. The next guy... well. Fuck him.

Learning to Harlem Shake isn't easy. But it sure is funny.

I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm inclined to believe it had something to do with borderline autism.

"Employees refused to serve Evangeline Lucca and told her to go to the back of the line. Lucca, 37, refused to move, and blocked the drive-thru for 20 minutes before police arrived on the scene."

His training specifically states avoiding engagement with wild animals. Technically he did the right thing.

Today's lessons: Boobs are not all the same, 4 inch heels do not hinder the ability to cosplay as Chuck Norris and anyone with the word "Jeezy" in their name can't be trusted.

The Dick Cheney of peace keeping does something atypical of a douchebag in command: Sprays the face and takes no responsibility for it.