If you forget about the 97% chance of contracting Hepatitis-B, using public transportation is pretty damn cool sometimes.

Sweet mother of porn, this chick is awesome. It's like someone combined every female that has rejected me in the past and sprinkled the pile with Sweden.

Sponsored by R. Kelly.

The rules in this country are pretty simple: Stay on the pedal until you run out of gas. Then all the Grey Goose you had for breakfast should handle the rest.

It's the things that you just can't possibly see coming that create the best scares. Like a t-Rex, or Russian drivers helping pedestrians for example.

I don't know what to be more amazed with. This country's general tolerance for exposed genitalia, or a few of the hot ones actually looking interested.

And it ain't no happy birthday, streamer throwing shindig either. Poor bastard went airborne.

Someone call the trailer park. There's a hole in one of their fences.

How can he slap?

At this point I'm convinced this is just how they high-five in Russia.

Someone finally got to the last part of Mousetrap. Bra-fucking-vo.

It begins with what every stripper does to you, and ends with what you would like to do every stripper. After a thorough STD testing an an acid scrubbing ofc.

She's got a stage 10 climax mere seconds away from deployment... and that's when broski decides it's a good time for tang and grilled cheese sammiches.

And thus, the sexual tension between drunk white guys after last call continues to rise at an alarming rate.

The referees should have pink cards for vaginal bleeding moments like this.

Chuck Norris' retarded cousin takes an involuntary nap after failing to scare local folks with 1.5 inches of flacid urine dispenser. Thus, widening the gap between white people and white trash a little more.

On the bright side he's a shoe-in for that China transfer now.

Not the most practical method of backdoor entry, but it gets the job done. Only downside is stool control. She'll need to study up on that topic again.

Gonna have to go ahead and blame the girl on this one. She should have known better to walk around that apartment with her mouth wide open.

Acquire your first simultaneous heart attack & public defecation via McDonald's Big and Tasty, or being victim to one of these pranks? Decisions decisions.