To be fair, experimenting with bath salts and butt sex were probably going to lead to the same result anyway.

You never know when an upstanding gentleman of the community is going to punch you in the face from behind.

Color coordinated weakling. Another serious threat to society gets handled.

Igor Hefner takes a cheap shot to the chin but he isn't accepting defeat. You don't just dirty up his best outfit and expect to get away with it now do you?

The anti-fighting PSA of the future or trailer for Fox's groundbreaking new reality show? You be the judge.

What the fuck was the point of sucker punching someone in a 2 vs 1 situation that you outweigh by 300%? It's a random guy at a bar, not a Kardashian.

Yet another cowardly attack brought to you by the ancient western white trash art of not giving a fuck.

So if you start the fight looking like Carrot Top's asshole and still lose, does that count as a double victory for the other guy or... what?

This is what happens when you think your UFC forum post count determines how strong you are.

Vander Lee hit his head on the concrete patio and was taken by ambulance to Mercy Hospital, where he was placed on life support and underwent two brain surgeries.

Wearing a peach colored t-shirt in Russia is the same as writing your own suicide note. May he rest in bisexual peace.

This would be an awesome time for Ted Bundy to rise from the grave and commit one last double-homicide.

On the bright side, there was a strong chance he was going to end up face-down with an underwear full of shit anyway.

The loser has to go a week without protein supplements and extract from a bull semen shot into their ass cheeks. Ready, FIGHT!

Domestic violence is never funny, but when it involves a screaming fat girl going down like a sac of dead kittens... it kinda starts to be.