Talk shit, get hit - that's the rule. It's just usually more effective when you're stronger than a newborn kitten.

Shriveled ballsacs aren't the only side effect to testosterone injections. Sometimes this happens too.

Take an overweight asshole, dress it in a basketball jersey and let it loose on the public and what do you get? My mom. And sometimes this guy.

Well...that's probably where he would've wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

Rameesh flashes his disdain for the African race in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Everybody knows you can only do that on the Internet.

Okay maybe it's Taco Bell. Either way, nobody ended up shitting themselves so it was a good day.

All signs and sideways 9mm's are pointing to YES. Get your shit together Tyrone.

Just when you thought his only skill was making you believe he was a toilet for pigeons, he goes and does this.

Let's face it, either way he was going to end the night face down in shit. Dude just saved him a few hours.

Something something, Rosa Parks, something, bus.

Never interrupt a girl enjoying tater tots. But if you must, make it look like this and send in the resulting video.

They make a product for chicks like this. It's called a noose.

Osteoporosis and the occasional anal leakage would leave anyone an inch away from violence. Have some respect Jeff.

Senseless violence and accidental face rearrangements - that's what empathy is all about.

Wow, calm down bitch. It's not like Walmart is gonna run out of Colt 45.

And thus, the sexual tension between drunk white guys after last call continues to rise at an alarming rate.

You just wait till he grows his first pubic hair. There will be hell to pay on that day.

And what a punch it was. One his first 2 illegitimate children are surely going to feel.