Pillsbury stomach and the dancing ability of Corky Thatcher on his 5th shot of Jim Beam. An unforgivable combination.

If Harriet Tubman were alive today to witness such a thing she'd be disgusted. And older than fuck.

You can't walk down their streets with a >95% mortality rate. But sometimes you get something that makes your penis tingle in a totally different way.

Darwin: "Well, the tips sure don't pay for good cellphones."

Source claims she's a Nepali dancer with a bit of an adventurous side. And we believe it considering she's going skin on skin in a country with the plague.

That's no way for a mother of 4 to treat gravity.

That's fucked up. A baby should never be exposed to alcohol before the third trimester.

Britain does a couple things right. Cars and prostitution seem to be at the top of that list. Nothing says Euro trip like driving a Lotus and tagteaming street pussy.

Spalding is probably pretty pissed about this too. In 105 years of business they've never been able to produce bounce like that.

Being 98% naked before a cat fight breaks out is pretty pointless if one titty fails to fall out. Seriously, what the fuck man?

Over-achieving heffer reminds us what can be accomplished in life when it doesn't revolve around Britney Spears albums and Twitter updates.

I know, she's a "pole dancer" not a stripper. And my mom is a "public servant" not a prostitute.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but if this is the common reaction to cocking your dick like a 12 gauge & following it up with a spinning minigun impression, I have to re-think my entire marriage proposal plan.

If you've ever listened to a Ke$ha song and said "this is pretty good", this living ham just made you look like a hero. You should thank her. After punching yourself in the face for liking Ke$ha.

Homegrown whore knows her place and dresses the party. Nothing like 5 inches of heel to hold onto when you're getting deep enough to excavate intestines.

Perky little cum slut dresses up in her finest stripper clothes for maximum bangability. You would never pull you dick out of this one if you didn't have to.

If more guys catch on to this method of currency the entire monetary system will be at risk. But every uggo working a register at Home Depot is gonna smile.

For the first time in history, see how crabs are transferred from those little bastard's point of view. Beat this, Discovery Channel.