In a sea of shit lies a diamond. And by diamond we mean one man's desperate attempt to get back a girl that apparently doesn't know what a restraining order is yet.

It starts out like you're typical gun & run, and then turns into the biggest bag of WTF you'll see all day. I'm still trying to piece the retardation together.

You roll the dice and bang the rice out some willing slut based on the numbers you get. Somehow, somewhat this needs to be combined with Ninja Warrior.

Glory holes. This is just one of the reasons they exist.

While we appreciate the translation, one is clearly not needed. A schoolgirl able to conceal an M230 chaingun in her asshole needs no Rosetta Stone.

Kid and Play circa 1993 has just discovered fire and he's gone batshit crazy over it. Dropping more n-bombs in 60 seconds than an entire NWA album.

It's a shame the audio cuts out only 5 seconds into this. The sound of a guy with a vagina is like the dodo bird of viral videos.

That thumbnail alone should have peaked your curiosity enough. Click and enjoy.

You poor, poor girl. The adult industry is going to have no mercy.

In this case, allowing the mentally challenged to drive turned out to be pretty funny. Unlike every other time in the history of vehicular manslaughter.

It takes a whole lot to make the average Russian drunk look good in comparison. We're still waiting for that video to appear.

This just reinforced my theory that Russian men are actually not human.

Whatever you're thinking this video is going to be from the screenshot, just stop and hold your boner right there. You're gonna need two hands for this.

What happens when 18 eHarmony dates in a row go to shit and you get sick of masturbating? This.

Next stop: The Amy Winehouse sex tape.

This clip is actually a lot funnier than you could imagine from thumbnail and title. And that's not even the strawberry Smirnoff talking. 3 bottles doesn't count.

Class has finally come back to southern New Jersey.

The hunt is still on for the human sloth that casually gimps away after making contact. Which is really odd - how many transsexuals can live in one city?

"And that son, is how pocketbikes are made".

It was bound to happen eventually. Now every sad fuck out there is going to take his bus stop jerk party to lvl 10 knowing a chick like her exists. Beware.

This is fucked. Guy had his hands full while walking on his plane and consequently his pants dropped below his waist for a minute. That cued Captain Dickshine to make an example out of him, and now it's viral.