I don't know what's worse. Accusations of tampon chewing being forever immortalized on video, or your mom choosing dat YouTube money over driving the fucking car.

Source claims the one behind the wheel of the car was his very own dad. The trucker realizes it once the license plate catches his eye. Completely fucked.

Anytime a drunk white guy in a basketball jersey gives you 10 seconds to do something you better take him seriously. He's got nothing else to live for.

This one might anger you. But we can now see in high detail why you should always kick people in the egg sac first, and ask questions later.

Keep an eye on the big kahuna in orange. One tap to the chin and he drops faster than a boner during an accidental channel change to a Nicki Minaj video.

Anyone but this jackass.

Admittedly this would have been better if she pistol whipped him in the face and walked off with a handful of Skittles and beef jerky. But you don't always get what you want.

That was close. The procreating dipshit in the backwards hat almost got a booboo.

Ask and you shall receive. A motto that really needs to work more during happy hour, and less on public transportation.

Fucker's got the size of a curtain rod in his pants and has no empathy for the women he slays with it. A personality trait once only possessed by Ted Bundy.

They raced, he lost. Side note: that's a pretty damn good quality camera. Any base jumper who plan on falling to his/her death should look into getting one.

Sanjeet to aisle 12 with the gurney. Sanjeet, to aisle 12 with the gurney.

The report says he attacked them with a deadly object. But unless that man was indeed Gordon Freeman, I don't see how a crowbar was going to do jack shit to them.

I don't know what's more amazing. The fact that he doesn't need to register that thing as a lethal weapon, or that her belly button didn't explode during this.

Admittedly this would have been better with a equally detailed teabagging demonstration. But we'll take what we can get.

Don't worry. When he's 27 and still too terrified to go in the gardening aisle at Home Depot, we'll have the video proof explaining why.

You know it's gonna be a bad day when your only form of entertainment is immigrant 1 and immigrant 2 fighting over who gets first dibs on black Rain Man.

There's two ways to teach an urban youth a serious life lesson. Remove all traces of poultry from the house, and this.

Source claims both of them survived... but that doesn't mean the urge to fap won't suddenly disappear for a month after watching. You've been warned.

I never passed 8th grade science so I don't know why this happened, but yay for father son bonding!

In her mind at least. She's got nearly a foot of beef to gag on and she can't seem to make 30% of the shaft without unhinging her jaw. I'd be broken up by now.