"I give you 2000 Czech crowns, maybe you show me little bit your tits?" Those words are money in the fucking bank to every semen-splattered girl in this video.

What you can't see is her vagina getting coated in parmesan cheese and snapshotted for Instagram. But trust me, it happens.

And in the process it seems her friend got a fistful of moist kitty a few times as well. Opportunistic lesbian knows a good chance when she sees it.

The situation might dawn on you as being bad when the cumshots are cleaned up and the brain starts working again. How many times a week do they do this!?

When the moons and menstrual flows align, pandemonium is bound to ensue.

That wasn't quite as bad as what my girlfriend did to me when she found out I ate the last toaster strudel. You don't know how scary 300 lbs is until it reaches a 7 mph running speed.

Pair of clubbin' and pubbin' whore bags get all the male attention they seek in one public bang they'll be reminded of for years to come. Thanks Internet.