Or be a crazed Asian woman in a casino. Now she has two owies.

I think Kleenex just found their new spokesperson for the Detroit area.

At least he got laid. Does fucking himself over count?

Now you know how most of his recent audience members feel.

Especially the skoal chewing, making moonshine in the bathtub next to your naked sister types. Guaranteed funny moments will be had.

Rassameesaitarn Wongsirodkul (nice fucking name?) aka Tata, is hoping to storm San Francisco's niche beauty market with the $350 skin-firming 'treatment'.

This idiot and his crew decided to spend Oktoberfest spitting at passerby's, throwing beer and instigating fights. Play time was over when the idiot decided to slap a cop.

Gonna have to try this pickup line sometime. Without using a credit card first.

He's a little too passive. She's a lot too aggressive. Now shoot the video where she tries that same tactic on a guy named Jamal & see if the outcome is similar.

Being the only 28-year-old in high school looks fun.

You know amateur porn is headed in the right direction when the impossible to obtain girl at college has resorted to fucking for e-popularity.

Dropping someone in one punch is a welcome delight here at ShooshTime, but we tip our hat to this guy. Literally.

Sometimes you have no choice but to take your anger out on the closest person minding their own business. Especially females.

To be fair she started it by throwing the 67th worst slap in history. The other 66 were covered by these street warriors.

Admittedly this would have been better with a equally detailed teabagging demonstration. But we'll take what we can get.

There's no logical reason to do something like this. So let's just blame it on the MTV and affordable crack cocaine.

Yes. Yes he does.

Fun Fact: Nothing short of owning a Nissan Cube stops casual sex faster than video footage of your anus in tongue distance of another man's mouth. Cool prank tho, bro.

In my experiences, when a girl has a set of cheeks like that she usually hides it behind tight jeans and restraining orders. This one ain't so shy.