Trying his shoes and eating solid foods just joined that same list.

A panel of judges just out of sight gave that flip a solid 9.3. The landing...more like a 1.7.

Shhh... he's sleeping now.

I don't know what this is about, but considering it's Australia I bet it has to do with blowjobs or Koala bears.

Alright you tried your hand at fighting. Back to Internet forums and Xbox live for you.

If he was riding a bobsled he'd be Olympic-bound. Alas, he's retard-bound instead.

This might be old. It's kinda hard to tell when it happens 46 times per day.

Spot on result of what we would expect from a kid that willingly dyes piss streaks into his hair, minus the instant soiling of himself. But the camera did kinda cut off so there's still some hope.

Harsh one officer Ballsac. If there was anybody that didn't need the added learning disabilities, it was Hector the 14-year-old 6th grader.

People this stupid only have a chance at succeeding through extreme sports or winning the lottery. If he's not familiar with scratch off tickets I'm afraid he's shit out of luck.

Call it a rarity - we call it hope for the male gender. First time he attempts to solicit sex from a "stranger" and he gets it in before she can blow the r-whistle.

He survived. Which means this video is the equivalent of finger banging the Grim Reaper's butthole and getting away with it. He won't make it to summer time.

Another reason my "hit with a bat first ask questions later" policy should be adopted in civil situations nationwide.

Without a way to crank it there's a higher chance of him procreating. Fuck.

For a group of people that on need slabs of concrete and exposed railings to be happy they sure do get shit on pretty badly.

Cross a guy 2 days before his period and you're in trouble. Cross him while he's dressed as a Russian with a membership to a bathhouse? Well, that's when egos get broken.

If he was my friend I'd tell him the same thing I told my girlfriend's butthole after I tried meth for the first time. Wrong place, wrong time. Bitch.

Poor Billy. All he wanted to do was grow a stronger sense of respect from his fat girlfriend. But he grew a vagina instead.