EXTREME TRUST FALLS.

You can't walk down their streets with a >95% mortality rate. But sometimes you get something that makes your penis tingle in a totally different way.

Why scare someone to the point where they'll be terrified to even get into a car without pissing themselves? Because fuck you, that's why.

I don't know but I think we found out where Jason Voorhees went to school.

So that's what a quarter feels like when it's dropped.

A little reluctant at first but she gave it the old college try. Now were gonna need the old college stitches to put her old college vagina back together.

When you go on Asianbrides.com and one of the girls is marked 30% off, it usually means she's been subjected to treatment like this. So... go ahead and supersize that order.

Don't worry brah. I don't think anybody saw it.

When a girl this cute lowers her standard to the point of masturbating on Skype for basement dwelling virgins you know something is wrong with the world.

Even better, we got a peak at them and didn't have to play the role of wingman for an asshole in a v-neck t-shirt first. Score.

25 years ago this might have been acceptable. But it's 2012 right now, and there aren't enough hallucinogens in the world to make me believe that thing is edible.

Yet another MFC skankarella doing her thing... except this one has a competitive edge. What we end up with is two contenders for Guinness world records. One for best cum-face, and the other for raging homosexuality. You'

I've seen less explicit sexual acts in Peter North movies. Mainly the extras on the DVD's when he's belittling minorities in between prostate massaging himself.

On a difficulty scale of 1 to Asian, I'd say this is Jackie Chan.

Smally Biggs has had one Colt 45 too many and has convinced himself he's part of the musical festivities. Luckily a gentleman in the audience gracefully lets him know he's not. Watch and see.

I kinda want to meet this girl. But in 30 years when her tits need bungee cords to stay above her waist. Best, retirement party, ever.

Speeding towards a moving car on a 2 wheeled death machine is like trying to take Krispy Kremes away from my mom. 1% survival rate at best.

There's a lot of ways you could spend Halloween. But if it doesn't involve at least one vagina regretting it's existence, you're probably doing it wrong. Take notes.

This makes about as much sense as a hooker giving blood at an AIDS charity.

I'm always surprised when another country has working toilets yet alone television shows with prime time spots. So consider this a double whammy.