Hey man I think I saw her moving after all that. Where's the tazer?

Bullies just don't have the class they used to. If this was 2002 she would have taken a shit on her head and posted the pictures on MySpace.

This is what happens when you kick the ass of someone who has the mobility of a frozen nut sack.

Nobody said late-term black market abortions were pretty. But they sure are cheap.

If only dating black men gave you as much strength as going to the gym, then she might have been okay.

Shhh... he's sleeping now.

Well, getting out of the house and interacting with the locals seemed like a good idea at the time.

If anybody has video in this country without snow and a Volkswagen being used as a weapon, please send it in. Mythbusters kinda shit ya know.

Public transportation continues to be more entertaining than any episode of The Big Bang Theory could ever fucking dream of.

Bengalis gone wild.

Paragliding becomes a whole lot harder when your chute gets twisted and you land on your spinal cord.

And that's why waxing your carrot at highway speeds should always be done in the slow lane. See what happens when you fuck around?

Not sexually abusing her or stealing a few bank cards is probably considered mortal sin over there. Karma will catch up to him eventually.

Police are now on the lookout for a male, 5 foot 6, short black hair and hung like a squirrel. He'll be picked up in 37 years.

OnionRed: "Is 'Allah Ackbar' = 'World Star' in Arabic?" LOL.

Now learn to stick the landing better and you might get that spot on the Ukrainian gymnastics team.

I'm thinkin' Arby's.