RIP in advance. It's happening sooner than later.

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And every other human being on Earth for that matter. So basically, an average Tuesday afternoon in Russia.

The going rate for her punching service is $20, but if you pay for two, she'll knock out a geriatric of your choice for free.

Damn this video spread around the Internet faster than a photoshopped picture of Emma Watson's clitoris. So watch it again.

Gravity works in mysterious ways. Direct, vengeful, purposely, mysterious ways.

"Turner is now charged with discharging a weapon into property, two counts of assault by pointing a gun, going armed to the terror of the people, injury to personal property and assault."

In the Motherland, this is considered foreplay.

"Brazilian MMA competitor Gustavo Franca threw a leg kick that Magno Alexandre checked perfectly, snapping Franca's shin bone."

It was bound to happen eventually - I just figured the people watching would have given at least half a fuck when it did. Color me wrong.

What starts out as a typical greeting in Detroit, ends too much like an Iraqi prison torture video. Seriously, these bitches wanted blood.

An employee of a southeastern New Mexico slaughterhouse that is seeking federal approval to slaughter horses has posted a video online showing him fatally shooting a horse in the head.

The same fate should await anyone that choose to shoot vertical videos over horizontal ones. Bring me the shark, I have an idea for a game show.

Don't think you need a dash camera on your car running 24 hours a day yet? You will after this.

Both treatment of women and cellphone cameras predate the Internet in Russia. This, I'm sure of. Oh, this guy is an asshole etc.

You were trying to enjoy a leisurely ride to your mom's birthday party? Not in my country mother fucker.

Faster than Dominos, and does less damage to your body. Someone should have tipped him.

"A brazen TJ Lane wore a T-shirt reading "KILLER" and flipped off family members of the victims of the Chardon High School shooting at his sentencing Tuesday morning" All 3 videos compiled.

This is fucked. Like, walking in on grandpa giving the gardner a rimjob in a clown suit fuck.